Woot! I am back and better than ever! (maybe)
Rock: This set of questions has left me feeling very violated.
GET OVER IT!
Hooray! Update! You're back sooner than I thought! Yay! Here's what I'd
like
it to look like:
Questions from me!
#1: WHO WAS YOUR GIRLFRIEND?!?!?!? Nae'ka says you MUST answer!
TellmepleaseprettypleaspleasetellmeNOW!
#2: When you're feeling emo, how do you make yourself happy again? I'm
feeling emo, so I really need a 'pick-me-up'...
#3: Have you ever thought that Duke Red is a prick?
#4: DO YOU LIKE TENNIS?!
Comment: Former-semi-fangirl means...uh...this:
Former: Used to be
Semi: Half
Fangirl: You know that.
So I used to be half a fangirl. Half because I was only sort of a
fangirl,
but not really. So yeah.
From Your Former-Semi-Fangirl,
Kairi Uzeniba
xxxxxx
Dear Very random former-semi-fangirl,
1. (glares at Nae'Ka) I have had a few. Mostly maids. (Nae'Ka: cough Enmy cough) And as I said in one of the chapters, I was married once.
2.Emo? Uh... I shoot some one. OR I sing one really depressing song, then I sing 'Barbie girl' and picture Tima and Kenichi. The later leads to no guilt as well!
3. OF COURSE! I mean, I do every thing in my power to make the man happy.. I protect him, I take care of him, I love him (cough) and he just decides that HE WOULD RATHER PLAY WITH ROBOTS! So why did I love him (AS A FATHER YOU FREAKS) for so long. I don't know. But I drew the line after I got shot, and he didn't care. And yet I still came back for him. I do- (Nae'Ka: OKAY WE GET IT!)
4.Wow thats... random... Not really. It's kinda girlie. And there really isn't anywhere to play in Metropolis.
Rock, over and out
Ps: Does that mean you hate me now?
Dear Rock,
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Do you think you could beat up H.G. Wells?
Do you think you could beat up Orson Welles?
If Ken'ichi rebuilds Tima, and they live happily ever after, and
someday,
years from now, they get married, and Ken'ichi asks you to be best-man,
but
they have to frisk you to make sure you don't bring your gun and start
shooting stuff, then how much does a pound of butter weigh?
xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
1. HA! I KNOW THIS! A wood chuck would chuck as much wood as he could chuck... Ugh... wait...
2. Yes.
3.DUH!
4. 00() Uh... A pound. Unless it's shoved up Kenichi's lying Fxxxing Axx!
Um, I was his girlfriend, Kairi. Lol, j/k
Dear Rock,
Did you ever look at Duke Red and go "damn! that's a fine piece o' man
!"
Did Kenichi ever drink you under the table?
Did Tima ever drink you under the table?
When are you gonna come over and see your baby? He needs to know who
his
FATHER is! Oh sure, your job keeps you busy... too busy to pick up some
milk
and toilet paper, right? I saw you playing ski ball with the bimbo from
paint
department! And don't get me started on our "family vacations". You
know, I
don't care if it was the world's largest grape, it's not like you could
eat
it, I mean they had it in that glass jar...
xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Dear Rocku, (I love your name KD)
1. --# Uhm... Maybe once or twice... ONLY WHEN I WAS DRUNK! (eye twitch)
2. WHY THE Hxxx WOULD I WANT A LEPRECHON TO... TO... ICK!
3. Nor would I want a robot to.
Duke: Just because you wouldn't want them to, doesn't mean they wouldn't...
THAT'S SICK!
4. You've got no proof that the illegitimate child is mine! NONE! And since when was it a he? Milk and toilet paper? What about school, and all that other crap, huh? How do you expect to take care of Billy, WHEN YOU CAN'T EVEN WLK STRAIGHT! HUH? And that bimbo just happens to be your SISTER! WHAT NOW, HUH? Family vacations? I brought you on an OCEAN CRUISE! And all you did was complain that we had to wash the decks! Do you think I'm made of money woman? HUH? I LIKED THAT GRAPE! I LIKED IT! You never consider my feelings! DO YOU? NO! I could have easily shot the glass open! I CAN SPEND MY LIFE SAVEINGS ON WHAT EVER THE HELL I WANT!!!!!!
Nae'Ka: Oooooooooohkaaaay... Do you even know what you're talking about?
Rock: (still panting) No... not really...
Nae'Ka: (Sweat drop) ANYWAYS! Onward with the questions!