Nae'Ka: ALRIGHTY!
Questions da mi!
#1: Duke Red, WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID!?!?!?!
#2: Enmy, does it disturb you that Rock dressed up like you?
#3: (I know I'm no supposed to ask Rock, but I have to!) Rock, have you
ever
used your Enmy costume as a Halloween costume?
From Rock's Former-Semi-Fangirl,
Kairi Uzeniba
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1. Dukie: Well, excuse me.
Enmy: I think it might be related to his nose.
Dukie: WHAT?
Enmy: (shrugs)
2. Enmy: Heh... He paid me for it! Money speaks!
Rock: Duke Red's money... ;)
Enmy: Yeah... you are so cute.
Rock:( NO I'M NOT!
Enmy: Cute pouty face!
Rock: NOOOOO
3. Rock: No that was the first time I had worn it.
Enmy: He he... Isn't he just a doll? You should have seen him before we put the face on him, (or wig) he was SO CUTE in that dress!
Rock: Stop. Now.
Dear Ken'ichi,
Have you really become a serial wedgie-giver?
If so, any plans for Rock?
Any progress rebuilding Tima?
Do you dream of a reunion with Tima every night?
Why do you dress like a vaudeville comedian?
-
Dear Duke Red,
Ever hang a decoration of some kind from your nose?
Is it true that you raise rabid howler monkeys for a hobby?
Did you really found the Marduks for a reason or was it just because of
a
game of truth or dare?
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1+2: Kenichi: (is tied to a chair and Naeka is hold ing a gun to his head) Uh... what? I have been to busy for... whaat?
Rock: He is so lying.
3. Kenichi: (sob) I have to find all of her first. AND THE GOVERNMENT ISN'T HELPING!
Dukie: I don't want to end up like Rock! They can't know I had ANYTHING TO DO with her.
Kenichi: YOU CREATED HER!
Dukie: ...
4. Kenichi: YES! Not only every night, but also every day, every second I dream of her...
Rock: You need a life.
Enmy: Indeed.
Kenichi: LOOK WHOS TALKING ROCK! At least Tima is a GIRL! (is referring to the whole 'rock and dukie' situation.)
5. Kenichi: A what? 0o
Enmy: You're really clueless, aren't you? (Puts her hand over her face and shakes her head... (This is from ffx!))
TO DUKIE!
Dukie: QUIT CALLING ME THAT!
NO!
1. Dukie: I'm not even going to answer that question.
Nae'Ka: (holds Rocks gun to Dukies head)
Dukie: ONLY WHEN I GET REALLY DRUNK!
Rock: As I said in previous chapters... Drinking is a dangerous thing... For your self esteem.
2. Dukie: No. And if I did, they would NOT be rabid.
Enmy: Rabies shots... HURT LIKE HELLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!
Nae'Ka: (shivers down spine)
3. Dukie: Not truth or dare... actually it was a bet.
Enmy: (shakes her head)
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CHAPTER END!
Rock: I feel better now.
Nae'Ka: Good, the others ran for their lives... I don't think we'll ever see them again...
Rock: (sobs)
Nae'Ka: Oh god... I told you he wouldn't care...
Enmy: I'll get him back!
Nae'Ka: Oh god...
