A/N: Just a couple of notes this is being written on the days of the week when I don't have uni, which is usually Thursday and Friday. Also the language you don't recognize is Maori (the native language of New Zealand) and there will be definitions at the bottom of the page.
Setting out is dodgy will fix it for next chapter.
We were being escorted through the halls backstage when we walked past a door with an elaborately designed sign saying 'Evolution' on it. As Becca, Hayley and myself continued walking we realized that Evolution fanatics Ava and Mercedes had fallen behind. When we stopped to see what was going on we found them conspiring on how to sneak into the room without being caught. I stepped back to grab the scruffs of their shirts,"Tamariki, Stephanie Mc Mahon has been really nice doing this for us so I think that you two can behave and at least pretend to be pakeke for two minutes," I growled as both of them lowered the heads and apologized quietly. I then stormed ahead to walk with Becca and Hayley but it didn't take me long to realize that Hayley had disappeared too. Looking around slightly I found her trying to pick the lock on Chris Jericho's locker room.
"HAYLEY, don't be such a tamaiti, your meant to be more pakeke than Ava and Mercedes so you should act like it" I growled calling her away from the door,
"Kur" Hayley muttered under her breath as she rejoined our group,
"Tamaiti"
"Hipi"
"Tohor"
"Tonotono"
"Küare"
"Kau" "Hara"
"Kia ora rawa atu" I said before both of us burst out laughing. The other 3 girls just rolled their eyes and I heard Becca mutter that she thought I was meant to be the pakeke one.
During this time the security guard had not said a word and it remained that way until he knocked on Stephanie Mc Mahon's office door,
"Mrs Mc Mahon I have bought you those girls. Though I must say these Australian's are a weird bunch"
"Thank you" Stephanie said dismissing the guard. "So how did you manage to freak out the Security Guard?" Stephanie asked with a voice full of interest,
"Just Ava and Mercedes here were trying to break into Evolutions locker room then Hayley tried to break into Jericho's" I explained shaking my head,
"You do know those locker rooms are just for show, if you want to find the boys you have to look else where... How about I take you to the main locker room" 'Kia ora rawa atu"
"Jamie, speak English. You can't impressive people with a language they have properly never heard of before. That's what really freaked security out, you and Hayley's Maori bitch fight" Ava said carefully.
We walked through the hallway sharing idle chitchat with Stephanie Mc Mahon. "Well here we are girls" She said knocking softly on an unmarked door,
"Come in if your good looking" A male voice yelled from inside. Stephanie rolled her eyes and pushed the door open for us to walk through,
"Well the girls can stay but Stephie your not good looking enough"
"Bite me Chris"
"Ew no I might get rabies or something equally gross... Good evening ladies" Chris said turning his attention to the five of us girls standing near Steph,
"Good Evening Chris"
"Chris these are the girls everyone has been talking about. This is Jamie, Hayley, Ava, Mercedes and I'm sorry I didn't catch your name" Steph said turning to Becca,
"Ahh..."
"This is Becca. She's temporarily forgotten how to speak, she hero worships you" I explained to Stephanie getting a scowl from Becca,
"Hey you're that chick with the black eye" Another wrestler said walking up behind Jericho,
"Well aren't you observant?" Hayley said mocking the man,
"Yea, so what happened your boyfriend beat you up?"
"No got messed up in a boxing match last night."
"Oh is that what they call it here in Australia"
"Shut up Orton, leave the girl alone. Hey I missed the introductions before, I'm Shane" Shane said holding his hand out. My heart skipped a beat and I was speechless, my man, the man I idolized was talking to me and wanted to shake my hand,
"I'm... Jamie and this is Hayley, Ava, Mercedes and Becca" I managed to stutter out after a few moments.
"Nice to meet you Jamie, I saw your sign. It was pretty cool"
"Thanks. Some of my more artistic friends from uni helped me make it" "Cool. So you're at university?"
"Yep, I'm doing a bachelor of Social Science focusing on Youth Ministry. And I live with these four morons"
"Wow, you must be pretty smart then"
"Smart? Didn't you hear me? I said I live with these morons, you can't be too smart to live with them"
"Oh ok. So how did you manage to end up back here in our locker room, with half naked guys?"
"Half naked guys where?" Mercedes asked turning her attention away from Jericho,
"Umm... All around you stop staring at Jericho and look around even Shane is only wearing a towel" I explained shaking my head,
"Hey you want to go talk somewhere else? Like the cafeteria or something?" Shane asked me seeming slightly nervous of my friends,
"Sure"
"OK just let me get dressed first, I'll be two seconds."
A/N: Alright people another chapter finished!!
Maori Translations:
Tamariki: Children
Pakeke: Mature
Tamaiti: Child
Kurï: Dog
Hipi: Sheep
Tohorã: Whale
Tonotono: Bossy
Küare: Stupid
Kau: Cow
Hara: Evil
Kia ora rawa atu: Thank You
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Not a great chapter but I hope you enjoyed it all the same, the next ones will be better... I hope.
