I decided there was not enough randomness, so this one is truly odd indeed. Seagulls, chickens and disintegrating sheds, how could you want anything more? I have never been to Brighton, so there may be inaccuracies, if there are imagine it says a different place.
Rose had a feeling that this day would be very special indeed.
She was in the garden, asleep under a tree, when the TARDIS tried to land on the shed.
The shed disintegrated.
"Don't do that, it doesn't like it," she murmured sleepily.
"Oh so that's the welcome I get is it? All that work to get here and you tell me off for destroying the shed?!" Pete Tyler emerged from the house, saw the Doctor and the TARDIS, and proceded to run over to the Doctor.
"MY SHED! YOU DESTROYED MY SHED! HOW DARE YOU?!" Pete said, bashing the Doctor with a stuffed chicken.
"DOCTOR!" Rose yelled sickly as she came awake.
"QUICK! Let's go to Brighton! It's been a while since we went to Brighton!" With that, the Doctor dragged Rose into the TARDIS, leaving Pete behind stamping his foot and snorting.

The TARDIS landed on the wooden pier, which broke under the weight, sending the TARDIS plummeting into the sea.
"Bugger," the Doctor said, before rematerialising on dry land.
"Ooooh ooooh ooooh, let's walk on the pier!" Rose whined, sounding like an annoying child.
"Yes, let's!" the Doctor agreed. They were walking hand in hand by the edge of the pier, when the Doctor let out a cry of alarm.
"Rose! Look out!" Rose turned in time to see a seagull fly straight into her head, causing her to topple off the pier into the sea. She sank like a stone and did not resurface.
The Doctor had chips and candy floss for tea.

Yes, Rose is dying again! Hurray! I'm still waiting on Fronque's one but I believe it contains Adric...!

Oh, and I totally agree about the ReTarDed way the Master returned! No-one can ever beat Delgado. Ever.