A horribly random one indeed. Yay.
Rose was doing Mickey, when she saw the TARDIS out of the window. Not bothering to do anything (including clothe her horrible self) she dashed outside and into the TARDIS, leaving Mickey to his work.
Inside the TARDIS, Rose was alone, The Doctor was nowhere to be seen. She decided to stand by the door, so when he came in he would get the shock of his lives. And a horrible one at that.
Fortunately, Rose stood too close to the doors, so when the Doctor opened the door they smashed into Rose's face, slaying her. The Doctor stood triumphant over his prize, and promptly tossed her outside, for the flies to feast on, but the alligators got there first. Oh, and nothing happened to Mickey, he continues to enjoy his work to this day forth. And no, he doesn't get tired. Ever.
Slons are good, Rose isn't. Nor is Russel T Davies. He's just incompetent.
Rose was doing Mickey, when she saw the TARDIS out of the window. Not bothering to do anything (including clothe her horrible self) she dashed outside and into the TARDIS, leaving Mickey to his work.
Inside the TARDIS, Rose was alone, The Doctor was nowhere to be seen. She decided to stand by the door, so when he came in he would get the shock of his lives. And a horrible one at that.
Fortunately, Rose stood too close to the doors, so when the Doctor opened the door they smashed into Rose's face, slaying her. The Doctor stood triumphant over his prize, and promptly tossed her outside, for the flies to feast on, but the alligators got there first. Oh, and nothing happened to Mickey, he continues to enjoy his work to this day forth. And no, he doesn't get tired. Ever.
Slons are good, Rose isn't. Nor is Russel T Davies. He's just incompetent.