Not as random, but quite harsh I think, but hmph. Mork again.
Rose had had enough.
She had lost one Earth, she was not going to lose this one. Much like our very own Earth, thankfully no longer Rose's, the parallel Earth was experiencing climate change, and so Rose joined a group of fanatical Eco-Warriors. Her initiation was to join them at one of their monthly deforestion-stopping-parties.
They arrived at Epping Forest, where logging was big business, and of course Rose was the first to volunteer to be chained to a tree. As soon as she was stuck fast, the padlock clicked in and keys placed deep into one of the other's pockets, all the others were killed by a felled tree. Their bodies, plus the tree, rolled off and were washed away by the River Lea.
Rose was left alone, the trees around her being cut down and no way out. Then, to her extreme luck, the TARDIS appeared in front of her.
The Doctor stepped out, and immediately muddied his horrible blue suit in a muddy puddle.
"Blast!" he exclaimed, before noticing Rose. "It's been a while since I went to a Eco-Party!" Rose just looked at him in a patronising chav like way.
"Never mind that, hurry up and get me out of here!" she yelled over the sound of chainsaws.
"Where is the key? Oh hang on, they're cutting the one you're on," the Doctor shouted in reply.
"Brrrrrr," went the chainsaws.
"YOU WHAT?!" screamed Rose.
"I SAID, THEY ARE CUTTING DOWN THE TREE TO WHICH YOU ARE CHAINED!" the Doctor thundered back.
"WHAT WAS THAT?!" Rose replied quite calmly.
"Brrrrr," the chainsaws said again.
"Stop repeating yourself, it's not helping matters!" came a faint voice from somewhere.
"I SAID, THEY'RE CUTTING DOWN THE TR- Oh, too late," the Doctor yelled at her, before she was sliced neatly in two by the rampaging chainsaws.
"Oh dear," the Doctor muttered, before the tree fell on him. He regenerated into the much better 11th, who decided to search for the much better Romana.
Oh, and the chainsaws continue to say "Brrrr" to this day.
A comprehensive description of why we hate Rose is in our profile now. I have been spending too much time on this, but soon Nostlagia, The Creation and Vengeance on Rose will be added to, hopefully.