written in about 5 minutes during Mork's lunchbreak.
Rose was walking up a hill when the TARDIS appeared at the bottom of the hill. Rose thought, "yay". With that, she rolled down the hill, and hit the barbed wire fence at the bottom which separated her from the TARDIS. Rose climbed over the fence, and immediately fell on the electric fence. This nearly killed her, but she got over that too. Finally, the only object blocking her from the TARDIS was a hedge. She climbed over the hedge, but it disintegrated, causing Rose to fall and land on a hedgehog, which was the final straw that broke the camel's (a.k.a Rose's) back. Rose deflated like a Sontaran, as the truck carrying the police box to the museum drove away.
What's that, Ian? Yes. It's a camel. No, it's Ian!