And so the saga continues, Rose continues to die, but still 10Rose numbskulls continue to write... When will the horror cease?

I know, let's all think "Russel T Davies is incompetant" at the same time and see if time is reversed, and ReTarD is not appointed producer of Doctor Who!

Rose had only been in the other Universe for a week, and she was finding it hard to settle down in one place already. Somehow the fact that she lived in one place for at least 18 years has deserted her small mind. But she had her father again, lose a friend and gain a Father, thats a new one. Anyhow, let us stop this rambling drivel, and say, as usual:
Then, the TARDIS materialised in front of her, and out stepped:
The Doctor! But not in his 10th regeneration. Rose, being feeble minded, took the opportunity to think up a ridiculous 10Rose idea, like lots of silly people do. So she worked one out.
"This MUST be a later regeneration of the Doctor, which means that he spent ages and ages and ages trying to get back to me, because he really loves me. Omigod, the Doctor loves me!" Poor deluded Rose, and 7/10 10Rose writers to. Well, 9/10. Okay fine, 10/10, there again, it's been a while since I dared read any 10Rose.
So, Rose walked/ran/skipped/swung through the trees/ hopped over to the TARDIS, and grabbed the man by the head and began to snog him, running her hands through his brown curly hair. The Doctor yelled out in distress.
"RMNAGH! RMNAGH! GTH THSH TNG UFF UV MMM!" he managed to get out, and to the rescue came:
ROMANA! HUZZAH!
Romana tore the Doctor off of Rose, pushed him into the TARDIS and began to slap Rose repeatedly about the face. The Doctor arose, just as Rose laid a punch on Romana's jaw.

"Would either of you like a Jelly Baby?" he asked, causing a lull in the fight, but not for long, and Romana grabbed a fistful of Rose's hair and yanked it out. Rose bellowed like a wounded rhinoceros, and began to bite Romana's neck in a vampirey-like way, but Romana put a stop to this, and Rose, by stabbing her through the eye with a letter-opener.

"Would you-"
"NO!"
"-mind clearing up the blood?"
"Arse."
Romana began to scrub, while the Doctor watched her from behind.

You may be able to tell I am running out of ideas, but I still am thinking of a novel one with Leela in it...