This is the last one (in quick succession), I swear it! I've only just been able to get them up you see. LEELA HUZZAH.
The Fourth Doctor had decided the nearly naked savage he had brought with him needed to know about other universes. He hopped from our universe into one blighted by evil and terror. Yes, Rose lived there. The Doctor steered the TARDIS correctly, and the scanner showed them a rather disturbing image of Rose charging towards them.
"Now then Leela, it's time to practise your instincts, it's been a while since I let you use them, but this will be a great opportunity." The Doctor motioned her to hide by the doors, and then opened the doors and hid. Rose dashed in, and stopped and stared at the different console room in suprise, but not for long, as Leela grabbed it by the neck and held it tight.
"Shall I kill it?" Leela enquired, as Rose struggled feebly.
"Oh, it hasn't done any harm to you!" the Doctor replied, twirling his scarf.
"Then I shall kill it before it does!" Leela raised her knife, but was halted by a message that appeared on the scanner. The Doctor gasped.
"It's the Master!" The Master ignored him, well his image did anyway, and the image looked at Leela.
"Stop repeating yourself, it's not helping matters!"
"Oh shut up!" the Doctor said, and turned the scanner off.
"No seriously, I mean it!" the Master managed to get out before his image faded. The Doctor looked around.
"Oh Leela, I didn't say kill it!" Rose was lying on the floor like a grotesque rag doll, with her neck bleeding very obviously where a knife still protruded.
"It was evil! I could smell evil!" Leela replied, but the Doctor just sighed, nudged Rose's corpse outside, and took them back to their own universe.
Russel T Davies remains incompetent, the Fourth remains the best, and Leela remains simply amazing. Rose remains rubbish, 10Rose writers remain rubbish too.