Many thanks to Cute Gallifreyen, who reminded me to do a "Rose has a child" one.
Rose sat in a hospital ward, the maternity ward to be exact. She was bemoaning the fate that the father of her baby was not here, he was travelling in a TARDIS somewhere in a totally different Universe. A nurse came in and gave her a cup of disgusting coffee.
"Here you are, cheer up now. Oh, and the Doctor is here to see you," the Nurse informed her, before departing. Rose sat up eagerly, and slumped back down when she saw Doctor Slonson come in. Jesus Christ Rose, you're in a HOSPITAL! What did you expect?!
Anyhow, the Doctor took her blood pressure, and then with a small forced smile departed. Then he poked his head back in.
"Apparently there's a John Smith here to see you. Can I let him in?" Rose grinned, and nodded eagerly.
"Oh yes indeed!" she replied. The Doctor, in his 10th form of course, sauntered in, and sat down in a chair beside her.
"So, got yourself pregnant have you Rose? Who's the lucky man?" he asked, teasing her in the way he always did. Rose smiled wider, and spoke the awful truth.
"Why, you of course!"
"Me? Don't be vulgar! We never even had sex!" the Doctor stormed out, leaving a confused and idiotic Rose, who then fainted in shock when Doctor Slonson came in and said that a man called Pete Tyler was in fact the Father. Later that day, Rose died in childbirth, but the child turned out to be almost as ugly as it's mother, and was sent off to a care home immediately.
Well I had to keep it linked somehow!
Any other vulgar 10Rose types I am yet to do?
Rose sat in a hospital ward, the maternity ward to be exact. She was bemoaning the fate that the father of her baby was not here, he was travelling in a TARDIS somewhere in a totally different Universe. A nurse came in and gave her a cup of disgusting coffee.
"Here you are, cheer up now. Oh, and the Doctor is here to see you," the Nurse informed her, before departing. Rose sat up eagerly, and slumped back down when she saw Doctor Slonson come in. Jesus Christ Rose, you're in a HOSPITAL! What did you expect?!
Anyhow, the Doctor took her blood pressure, and then with a small forced smile departed. Then he poked his head back in.
"Apparently there's a John Smith here to see you. Can I let him in?" Rose grinned, and nodded eagerly.
"Oh yes indeed!" she replied. The Doctor, in his 10th form of course, sauntered in, and sat down in a chair beside her.
"So, got yourself pregnant have you Rose? Who's the lucky man?" he asked, teasing her in the way he always did. Rose smiled wider, and spoke the awful truth.
"Why, you of course!"
"Me? Don't be vulgar! We never even had sex!" the Doctor stormed out, leaving a confused and idiotic Rose, who then fainted in shock when Doctor Slonson came in and said that a man called Pete Tyler was in fact the Father. Later that day, Rose died in childbirth, but the child turned out to be almost as ugly as it's mother, and was sent off to a care home immediately.
Well I had to keep it linked somehow!
Any other vulgar 10Rose types I am yet to do?