I do be back! With more tales of Rose's deaths, apples, and a new Doctor!
The 12th Doctor had rather an odd personality, and took absolute delight in Halloween, knowing that most of the monsters the children dress up as are perfectly real. And apple bobbing. Gotta have apple bobbing. The 12th Doctor has a large mouth. A very large mouth.
The 12th Doctor was also very clever. But has a sick sense of humour.
"Who the hell are you?" Rose demanded as a man in a clown costume broke into her Halloween party.
"Ahem, don't you know who I am?" Rose just looked blank, as usual. The Doctor sighed, pulled out his sonic screwdriver and resonated the concrete in Rose's garage, or as it is now known, pile of dust.
"Doctor, is that you?!" The Doctor sighed again, quite audibly.
"Sigh...berman." Rose screamed and ducked under a table, before peeking out at the Doctor's great crow of laughter. She dragged herself out, and punched the Doctor's nose. Well shoulder, but it's all the same to Rose.
"Aha, Rose, I have brought you a present, which you can show to all your friends!" The Doctor looked over her shoulder for her fellow partiers, and the stillness was only broken by the tumbleweed bouncing across the floor. The Doctor pointed at the cakes on the table.
"I've come across some midges in that batch!" Rose groaned, and proceeded to spray the cakes with insect killer, but dived back under the table as a big puff of black smoke filled the room. The smoke began to clear, and a figure was visible in the mist. The figure turned towards the Doctor, and then, all of a sudden...
"Stop repeating yourself, it's not helping matters!"
"What?! I didn't repeat myself!" The Master walked out of the now rapidly clearing mist.
"Yes you did! You said 'Don't cross your bridges before they've hatched!' You said that on Argolis!"
"No I didn't! I said 'I've come across some midges in that batch!'" The Master looked taken aback, but only for a second.
"Oh no you didn't, you just think you did!"
"WHAT?!" The Doctor just looked mightily confused, before the Master disappeared in a puff of evil smelling pink smoke.
"So anyway Rose, back to your present!" From his pocket, he pulled out a rather large box, which Rose took and opened.
"Omigod, giant earings! What are they made of?"
"Osmium..." He guided her over to the table with the mirror, which just so happened to have the apple-bobbing bowl and water and apples. Rose picked the earings out of the box.
"They're very heavy for their size!" Rose clipped them to her ears, then fell forwards with the weight. Straight into the apple-bobbing bowl, and didn't come out again. The Doctor munched happily on an apple, while singing to himself.
The 12th Doctor had rather an odd personality, and took absolute delight in Halloween, knowing that most of the monsters the children dress up as are perfectly real. And apple bobbing. Gotta have apple bobbing. The 12th Doctor has a large mouth. A very large mouth.
The 12th Doctor was also very clever. But has a sick sense of humour.
Now, back to the 12th Doctor's intelligence. Much like the 3rd and the 2nd Doctor's, he despised his 10th self.
And Rose.
So, using his intelligence, he worked out some complex equations, and was through into Rose's universe. He traced her using the SIDD (Specific Idiot Detecting Device, which the Doctor always used to find companions, but came rather useless when looking for Susan, Zoe, Romana, Adric and Nyssa), and then our story begins...
"Who the hell are you?" Rose demanded as a man in a clown costume broke into her Halloween party.
"Ahem, don't you know who I am?" Rose just looked blank, as usual. The Doctor sighed, pulled out his sonic screwdriver and resonated the concrete in Rose's garage, or as it is now known, pile of dust.
"Doctor, is that you?!" The Doctor sighed again, quite audibly.
"Sigh...berman." Rose screamed and ducked under a table, before peeking out at the Doctor's great crow of laughter. She dragged herself out, and punched the Doctor's nose. Well shoulder, but it's all the same to Rose.
"Aha, Rose, I have brought you a present, which you can show to all your friends!" The Doctor looked over her shoulder for her fellow partiers, and the stillness was only broken by the tumbleweed bouncing across the floor. The Doctor pointed at the cakes on the table.
"I've come across some midges in that batch!" Rose groaned, and proceeded to spray the cakes with insect killer, but dived back under the table as a big puff of black smoke filled the room. The smoke began to clear, and a figure was visible in the mist. The figure turned towards the Doctor, and then, all of a sudden...
"Stop repeating yourself, it's not helping matters!"
"What?! I didn't repeat myself!" The Master walked out of the now rapidly clearing mist.
"Yes you did! You said 'Don't cross your bridges before they've hatched!' You said that on Argolis!"
"No I didn't! I said 'I've come across some midges in that batch!'" The Master looked taken aback, but only for a second.
"Oh no you didn't, you just think you did!"
"WHAT?!" The Doctor just looked mightily confused, before the Master disappeared in a puff of evil smelling pink smoke.
"So anyway Rose, back to your present!" From his pocket, he pulled out a rather large box, which Rose took and opened.
"Omigod, giant earings! What are they made of?"
"Osmium..." He guided her over to the table with the mirror, which just so happened to have the apple-bobbing bowl and water and apples. Rose picked the earings out of the box.
"They're very heavy for their size!" Rose clipped them to her ears, then fell forwards with the weight. Straight into the apple-bobbing bowl, and didn't come out again. The Doctor munched happily on an apple, while singing to himself.
"Osmium's the densest element,
And it's simply quite brilliant,
Now you know your Periodic Table,
Won't you recite along with me!"
A random one which came to me when I saw an apple in the garden pond.