It's been a while since I wrote an It's been a while, so long of a while that It's been very boring. This It's been a while took a while, but it's been fun, while the last - Oh bother.
Rose was working on her task at work, using Mickey's specialist equipment, and in her new town of Cardiff she was working with the idiots at Torchwood 3. The equipment she was working with was giving out vast amounts of energy.
"Jock, look at this thingy!" Rose called. Jock looked at the readings and yelped. He dashed outside, before hitting a lamp post and falling down an open manhole. He hit the water with a resounding splash, before floating out into the mouth of the River Severn, face down. Anyway, back to Rose. She had pinpointed the location to a point somewhere near Tokyo, but when she left to get a banana, she walked straight into it, and smashed up her already ugly features. The TARDIS had arrived!
The Tenth marched out of the TARDIS, saw Rose and screamed.
"HOLY MACARONI! Wrong Cardiff!" the Doctor yelled to someone inside the TARDIS.
"Doctor!" Rose chanted hysterically.
"Oh er, Rose, I've come, er, into this Universe to, er, oh, I know, invite you to my wedding! It's been a while since I had a wedding!" Rose looked up in shock and horror.
"You're wedding?!" Rose screamed.
"Ho yes indeed, Rose, meet my new partner, Sil. Now lets all have a cuppa!" Sil trundled out on his trolley, looking nearly as repulsive as Rose.
"INSERT WEIRD SIL'S LAUGH HERE" laughed Sil. "So you are the disgusting primitive my dear was telling me about, are you Rose?"
Rose fainted.
"You know Doctor, you're far more agreeable than you were back in the old days."
Meanwhile, Rose's unconcious body was falling into the same Manhole and was also on it's was to the Atlanic Ocean. Then the sharks 'ad 'er.
And you really don't want to know what happened with the Doctor and Sil. You really don't. You do? Well, it was squishy. Very squishy.
Hurray! I need more ideas, they're getting a bit stale I think.