Ways to push Matt's buttons…
Snap his goggles on his head
Run up to him and yell, "Man bitch, Man-bitch! HAHAHA!"
Or run up to him and yell, "Uke! Uke! HAHAHA!!"
Steal his Game Boy
Destroy said Game boy right in front of him
Do it after he gets to an important part of his game
Dye his hair brown, and say, "You look like Kira-sama!"
See Mello, #16
Treat him like a butler and call him Jeeves (His real name is Mail Jeevas, look it up!)
Call him Mail (like the postage system)
Tell him Misa thinks he's ugly.
Tie him up in a closet
Put a fan girl in there to rape him (I would like to thank The Chick Three for those two)
Put Mello in there to rape him
Put Near, Mello and Matt in a room together (I don't know how you'll do it) Then count them off by their succession as L. "1, 2, 3! 1, 2, 3!" (Matt's 3rd in line. Look that up too!)
Put him in a dress and tell him now he's a girl like Mello.
When he's spying on Misa, Magically appear behind him on his motorcycle
Wave to him when he turns around.
If not on his motorcycle, just run up to him and glomp him at random
When ever he light up a cigarette, squirt it with a squirt bottle and yell at him, "Do you want lung cancer!? Do you want to die a pre-mature death?!"
When he cries over it, hit him and tell him to be a man!
Then hug him, tightly.
Burn all his clothes.
When he needs new clothes, take him to A&F
Tell him there's no Hot Topic around for a thousand miles.
Buy him chocolate sauce and dump it on him.
When he asks why, tell him it will make Mello like him more.
Yay! I came up with stuff for Matt. I was stuck for the longest time!
Jenisa: You have a sick, sick mind, you know?
Me: Huh?
Jenisa: Those last two... I blame myself
Me: Yep, it's you're fault, and Rachel's... So, you want to be the fan girl in the closet?
Jenisa: Yay!