Yay! I'm back! I was away at camp for a while. But I didn't forget to write down my ideas! I even came up with some for Near! Yay! For me!
Pushing Near's Buttons
Dye his hair black
Dye his pajamas pink
Tell him he fails!
Use all of his toys to build a fort for yourself
Throw Legos at him when he tries to get close it the fort
Tell him, "You'll never replace are dearest L-sama!"
Push him over if he tries to sit like L
Take each of his finger puppets and comment on how they look wrong
Take the Shinigami one and throw it across the room and yell, "Fly, Shinigami!"
Ask if he has pica
Poke his face and tell him to smile
Color on all of his puzzles
Grab him under the arms and force him to stand like a normal person
Tell him Mello is better then him (Cause it's true….)
Tell him he looks like a 9 year old
Ask how he expects to face Kira when he looks like that
Have a staring contest with him
If he loses, yell, "Ha! Who's second now?!"
Randomly lift him and hold him over your head
Run outside with him and yell, "Kira-san! Look who I found?!"
Ask how he "really" feels about Mello…(hehe yaoi…love me yaoi fangirls!)
Hop over him, repeatedly
In the Whammy house, hug him and say "Aww poor orphan. No one loves you, not even me."
Play ring-around-the-rosy with him against his will
When he says reaper, yell at him to say "shinigami" (stupid English dubs…)
Light fire to Toys-R-Us HQ
Warning Spoilers for volume 12/ episodes 36-37!
When he eats chocolate in the end of the manga, yank it away and yell, "No! That is Mello's crack! You are not Mello-kun!"
When he wonders what to do with the Death Note in the end, raise your hand and say eagerly, "OH! OH! Give it to me!"
When everyone in the warehouse is freaking about Mikami killing everyone, say, "Don't worry! We replaced all of them, even the one at the bank!"
Say this before Mikami tries to kill them
In the warehouse, sneak up behind him and yank off the L mask and run away with it
When the investigation team enters the warehouse, point behind them and say, "Hey look! A shinigami!"
Ok, now Mellochan owes me cookies…. haha jk!
Jenisa: Why do you pick on Near?!
Me: Cause I hate him and wish for his doom
Jenisa: But look how adorable he is!! Shows picture
Me: I don't care! You abandoned me to go to Indiana! Goes to be alone in corner of angst
Jenisa: Did you say that the whore is next?!
Me: yeah…..
Jenisa: YAY!!!