Call her a whore, repeatedly
Put on sunglasses and act like her
Burst into the truck she is kidnapped into and inform Mello on the hidden pieces of Death Note
Tell her the blanket makes her look fat
Say that it isn't the blanket, she just IS fat
Tell her Misa is prettier then her
Pop up behind her on TV and make faces
Call her ugly, in general
Break past the guards in the hotel and run in yelling, "No! Raito is my hot bishie!"
When she comes out of the hotel, hit her and yell, "Slut! I know what you did!"
Laugh evilly when she is trapped in the truck
Sing random songs at random moments in her ear
When Matt ambushes her at the TV station, overly freak out and run around screaming, "We're all going to die!"
Copy her and say, "I have confirmed it." A lot
Yank away the phone when she talks to Mikami and strike up a random conversation with him for hours
When she asks Raito about his relationship with Misa, interrupt and say that they love each other very much and are getting married
When she tries to question this, slap her and insist you are right
Come up behind her and whisper, "I am T." then run away
When Raito tells her he is Kira, burst in and say, "NO! I am Kira!"
Argue then for hours with Raito about who Kira is
Shave her head in the middle of the night
Skip by her side wherever she goes
Tell people you are her bodyguard whenever they question your skipping with her
Randomly jump in front of the camera and shakes it while fangirl ranting
Hooray! I did Le Whore! Next time….The Shinigami! Claps for self
Jenisa: Le Whore!?
Me: Le Whore!
Jenisa: yay!
Me: yay!
Jenisa: Stop that!
Me: Stop that!
Jenisa: pudding…..
Me: pudding….
Jenisa: I am Uke……
Me: Yes you are!
Jenisa: No! You have to repeat!
Me: I don't like to lie…..You is Uke! I win! Skips around in victory