Pushing The Shinigami's Buttons!

Ryuk

Tell him the world's apple orchards burned down

Hide all apples from him

When he explains the rules of the Death Note, tilt your head side to side and chant, "Boring, boring."

Tell him he needs a life

Then go, "Oh wait! You're a shinigami, you get no life!"

Tell Shidou where he is

Say you want the eye trade, and then retract it.

Keep debating out loud if you want the eye trade or not

When he tries to talk to you, ignore him and pretend you don't see him

Whine constantly about how he should teach you to fly

Steal the Death Note before he writes Raito's name in it and run away

Ask him if he likes Rem, despite the rules

Insist he does, even when denying it

Rem

Call Misa a slut

Poke her and call her squishy

When Raito kisses Misa for the first time, ask Rem if she's going to let him do that

When Misa asks Rem to kill her in confinement, chant loudly, "Do it! Do it!"

Inform the investigation team where she is when she tries to kill L and Watari

Steal the Death Note when she tries to kill L and Watari

Offer to kill L and Watari for her, then run away with the Death Note, shrieking, "Fooled you! Fooled you!"

Tell her she and Ryuk can get married and have little baby shinigami together

Tell her L raped Misa, then go, "Just kidding, or am I?"

Shidou

Don't give him anymore chocolate

Pretend you know where his Death Note is then lead him to the completly wrong place

Lie and say you have his Death Note

Catch the Death Note when he throws it across the room to Kal Snyder so he can be seen, and run away with it

Sit with him and say, "ummm, chocolate is good..."

Ask Mello and L to join you in the chocolate party

Throw away the scrolls that tell him the rules

And then there were shinigami! The Investigation team and SPK are next! woot!

Jenisa: haha Shinigami love!

Me: hehe yes, funny.

Jenisa: You used the words "Death Note" 8 times.

Me: So?

Jenisa: It's a lot

Me: It's the name of the f...ing series! And the central concept. Of course it comes up a lot, especially with the shinigami!

Jenisa: Sorry, too many happy pills...

Me: Yeah, I know