This is 1 Death Goddess. I'm sorry to say this is the last chapter. But please enjoy the last installment of Pushing Buttons. Or as I also like to call it, "How to really, really annoy the Death Note characters"
Pushing the SPK's buttons
Constantly call them the "KFC" instead
Play dramatic music when half of them die via Death Note
Ask why they work for some albino kid
Disrupt Near explaining things by doing cartwheels and scream, "WHEEEE!!!"
When Giovanni is following Mikami, ask "What'cha doing?" A lot.
Ask how they got roped into hunting down Kira, and whatever they tell you, say, "Sucks for you!"
Disagree with everything Near says.
Argue in front of everyone that he's wrong.
Wave outside to the mob of Kira supporters.
Point out the SPK members when they run out in disguise.
When Hal stops Misa form attacking Takada, whine and say, "Awwww, but it would of been funny!"
Encourage Mello to shoot Near
Gasp when they throw money off the roof and go, "Awww, money..."
Then cry
Then get angry and attack them, calling them stupid.
Ask Near what he and Mello did last night.
Ask Hal what she and Mello did last night
Inform Mikami that he's being followed
Steal Near's puppets and run around, playing with them and shoving them in the SPK's faces
Steal all of Near's toys and frame a random member
Ask "L" to come and visit, giving him the address of the hideout
Throw Near's darts at them
Switch the Death Note page at the bank back to the real one
Say you know who L #2 is and when they ask who, say "L"
Say you know who Kira is, when they ask who, say you are.
Sing songs, rhyming their names with other words.
Make a big sign saying "SPK Headquarters" and hanging it outside the door
Paint a slogan underneath saying, "We're gonna catch Kira! Yay!"
Ask Hal and Rester if they're "Near's mommy and daddy".
Ask Giovanni if he's the uncle
Me: And so ends this lovely fanfic! Awwww…..
Jenisa: We bid you all farewell.
Me: Yes, and now I go eat pie.
Jenisa: But you still have so many stories to finish.
Me: Oh yeah. Like the one where Raito puts everyone in the crazy house. Got to finish that.
Jenisa: Go! Go my special crack addict!
Me: I'm going! I'm going! Special Pica face….
Jenisa:p
