I awoke from my slumber when my phones ringtone came blasting through my ears

So fuck your rules man ,

You step off you'll go down fast,

Ive got to release all the shit That has made up my past!

That indicated to me that Amy was calling, see a long time ago, I gave everyone separate ringtones, usually they're theme song, just so i didnt have to run and get the phone if it wasn't someone important like Santino or something.

"Nunez get ready, we're gonna be there in 10 minutes fuckface"

"Alright asshole" I smiled and ended the call, me and Amy had a special relationship where we just curse at each other, I loved it.

Like clockwork they were all gathered at my door ready to swoop me away, We all left the hotel and piled up in the rental hummer the company supplied for us, oh to have perks.

We arrived at the mall in record time, to bad when we starting searching the stores, they had absolutely nothing

"Guys we've checked every store, Its absolutely ransacked here, we should just go back to the hotel..."

"Shayde relax, theres one more store.." Maria said while grabbing my hand and pulling me towards the store.

We walked into the store, and i swear it resembled something like heaven, there was so much clothes we got overwelmed, we quickly grabbed a few handfull of clothes, and then they stuffed me into a dressing room.

"No...No...Ew no,Definitely not...Guys I think i found something" I came out of the dressing room with a purple corset on, with tight distressed black jeans.

There was a chorus of 'oh my gods' and 'oohs and aahs'

"Well our work here is done!" Mickie said enthusiastically, Just then i got a text message.

Hey, down for a movie marathon? im bored in this fucking room

-Punk

"Ooh whos that?" Ashley askied

"Punk" I said with a big ass smile on my face

"Yea, im at the mall with the girls, but we're leaving now, I'll be there in about 20 minutes, and no we cannot watch the notebook, i know its your favorite ;)
-S

"Ladys' we have to go, I have to go meet punk in his room for a movie marathon" I said with an unbelievable amount of giddiness

"Aw! i wanted a big pretzel thingy!" whined Maria

"Next time dear, I didn't know this phase of the plan was going to come this early but it is so lets get our asses out of here!" and with that we payed for the clothes and jumped into the car, I scurried into my room and changed while the girls were putting light make-up on me and straightening my hair, I've never looked so good.

"Suck on this Kelly" I said while checking my hair and finally grabbing my bag and heading to punks room

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I caught a few guys' attention, but I didn't care, they weren't the one i was doing this whole charade for. soon enough i made it to punks room, i knocked rhythmically, he hated that.

"I told you i fucking h-" he took a good glimpse at me and he stopped right in his tracks. Easier then taking candy from a fucking baby.

"Hi Phil" I said flirtatiously as i walked into his room, which was a mess by the way, well he did say he felt free to be slobbish around me.

"Uh-uhm hi Shayde, um new clothes?" He said almost nervously.

"Yea, the girls took me shopping so i figured why not, spice things up alittle, why you dont like it?"

"No,no i love it, i mean you look sexy, I mean beautiful, I mean.." he can't even think straight now, shit I should've thought of this a long time ago.

"There you go straining yourself , so what are we going to watch a movie or just sit here and stare at each other all day" The staring is not a bad idea.

"Oh yea, I'll pop them in right now" and with that we were watching the gory happenings of house of a thousand corpses, dont get me wrong, i love scary movies, and i love rob zombie, but this shit was just ridiculous, I must've jumped 15 times.

"Ok well that movie scared me shitless" I said while the credits were rolling.

"Yea, that rob zombie is a sick bastard" he looked me over one more time " So what is this what your wardrobe going to consist of now? shirts that make your boobs pop out and jeans that are almost too tight to look at?"

"Well Vince said I needed to spice my wardrobe, to look like a 'champion' so im just following the bosses orders thats all"

' I see, well i just don't need to see any other fuckers drooling over you"

"Oh punk why? you'll get jealous?"

"Oh fuck you Nunez everyone knows you have the hots for me" shitshitshitshit Nunez act calm!

"Oh get over yourself, just because you have whores like kelly kelly all over you doesn't mean everyone else wants to fuck you" ahh i got out of that one

"Oh damn, straight to the heart" he acted like he had be shot and fell to the floor.

Then there was a knock at the door, "I'll get it" I said to punk as he was still pretending to be dead on the floor.

I opened the door and guess who it was? if you guess Kelly fucking Kelly you are right! She was dressed in some lingerie looking shirt and something you can hardly call pants.

"ugh, is punk here?"

"Yea, but he's busy so.."

"Really? well thats funny because he's going to dinner with me tonight so I think your lying" Dinner? oh i hate this bitch.

"Oh hey kelly, Ill be out there in a second!" yelled punk from the living room area.

"Ok punky take your time!" Punky? ew.

"Well punk...Ill talk to you later i guess" I grabbed my stuff, and exited the door, bumping hard into kellys shoulder in the process.

I ran into my room and landed headfirst into the pillows "FUCKKKKKKKKK MY LIFEEEEEEEEEEE!" I screamed into the the hell do i do now? Then a little voice popped into my head. Get him jealous, start flirting with someone he hates.

but who?

Randy Orton thats who.