**Next Monday**
I woke up with a new ambition, a new confidence, I mean i know this plan can go really bad, but fuck it right? whats life without risks? pretty boring if you ask me. I did my daily morning routine and dug into my many bags of new clothes and i manage to pick out a plaid shirt with some dark denim shorts
The outfit didnt seem to spectacular for me, so i tied up my shirt right below where my bra started and unbutton the buttons so my little buddies can breath if you know what i mean, I look like a cowgirl hooker, I said to myself as i looked into the mirror, but hey, all is fair in love and war.
I gathered all my lugage and waited for punk in the lobby of the hotel, we always rode with eachother since OVW and it was somesort of a tradition now. I sat down on a couch and started scanning some magazines when i felt a pair of eyes burning into me, Well if it isn't the legend Killer himself.
"Why hello there Shayde"
"Hello Randy" I said sporting my 300 watt smile
"Might i say you are looking absolutely ravishing today"
"Thank you Randy, you look very handsome aswell, but that isn't anything new"
He chuckled God guys brains are the easiest thing to manipulate, " Oh really? well if you think s-"
"Um excuse me Randy what the fuck do you think your doing?" said Punk when he realized that I was talking to his worst enemy, hes so cute when hes mad
"Well Phil if you must know i was going to ask Shayde here on a date" he said with a mischeivious grin on his face
"Well she says no, so if you'll excuse us we're going to leave, and if i ever see you talking to her again, I will beat the living shit outta you, Understand?" he was seething by now, Jeez punk relax, its not like he was trying to kill me or something.
"Crystal clear, but I dont think Shayde would like that, so don't be surprised if you find her under me one day" he said while smirking and walking away.
Punk looked at me with absolute anger in his eyes, Oh fuck what did i get myself into.
"Punk that would never happen, i like being on top!" I said in hopes of trying to make light of the situation.
"Get your bags" he said while diverting my eyes, and he walked out of the hotel and to his car, with me slowly following behind him.
The car ride was absolutely horrible, he wouldn't look at me, talk to me, he just drowned me out with the car radio, until we reached a red light near the venue.
"Why were you talking to that scumbag?" he asked, with his eyes still looking at the redlight.
"Well, he came up to me and told me i looked pretty and I told him he looked handsome.."
"Oh thats fucking great Shayde! Thats all I need, Randy fucking Orton shacking up with my best friend"
"It wasn't like that Phil.."
"Yea whatever" Oh hell this boy done did pissed me off, now its my turn.
"Yea? Well what about you? Kelly fucking Kelly? are you kidding me man, that shit is absolutely ridiculous!"
"Kelly is a nice girl and NOTHING compared to that asshole Randy Orton, plus we're just friends, nothing more, nothing less"
"Oh bullshit Phil! she totally wants you! and as far as i see you've seem to taking a liking to her too!"
"Ok and what if i do? what im not allowed to fucking date anymore?"
"No, you know what Phil? do whatever you fucking want to do with whomever you want to fucking do it with, I don't give a shit anymore"
and with that is was to pure silence, all the way to the venue, when we finally parked none of us got out, just stared outside through the windshield.
"I don't like this new person you've become Shayde, ever since these new clothes you've just transformed, and frankly I can't stand it" god his words cut like knifes, I hated hurting him like this, but fuck i have to live too!
"Well im going to suggest to get used to it, because this 'new person' isn't going anywhere"
and with that i was out of the car with my bags in my hand and headed to the divas locker room. I quickly took out my ipod and blast it to New Found Glory's All downhil from here. I didnt have much to do tonight but just interrupt Trish when shes talking all of her shit in the ring and talk my own shit, so I decided to just stick to the safety of the lockerroom and try to cause as little problems that i was a knock at the door, " you have two minutes"
I sighed and got up and grabbed my belt which was beautiful by the way, and headed out the door to the passage that leads into the ring.I heard Trish yapping from a mile awhile "Shayde know she only got that womans championship because she caught me on a bad day, any other day, she KNOWS I would've still been the womans champion!" oh please, this girl is absolutely ridiculous, how could the fans stand to hear her shit? oh well i guess its time for me to save them.
Can't stay at home,
can't stay at school
Old folks say, ya poor little fool
Down the street I'm the girl next door
I'm the fox you've been waiting for!
As my theme song hit, I ran out there with complete enthusiasm, I got in the middle of the ramp, held the belt above my head while fireworks behind me blew from all angles, the crowd went crazy.
"Well,well, well Trish, your still whining?" I said while finally climbing into the ring, and going face to face with 'the diva of the decade'
"Heres the thing Trish, the belt i have around me, its not a fluke that have it,I beat you fair, and square, so do me, and all the fans a favor, and stop your childish bickering"the fans cheered me on while trish gave me the death stare.
"Listen Shayde, Just because you have the belt, and some new clothes, which are awful looking by the way, it doesnt mean your going to sit here and intimidate me, because it just won't work"
"Really? well then i guess i just have to beat some sense into you" the crowd cheered at the thought of me pumbling Trish once again, when we were nose to nose, Vince came on the titantron.
"Ladies, Ladies! lets be civil now shall we? now because of Trish's nagging, I have decided that at the next pay-per-view, which is two weeks from now, there is going to be a hell in a cell match for the womans championship!" The crowd went nuts, i smiled at the thought and saw Trish quake in her cheap boots. I walked slowly away from the ring and into the backstage area, shit how the hell am i going to get to the hotel? punks my only ride. I sat there thinking for a few minutes until I saw him emerge from the locker room. Its now or never i guess.
"Im sorry" we both said in unison, we both chuckled at each other.
"I love you Punk, you know i didn't mean all that, I was just flustered"
"I love you too Shayde, lets just put it behind us ok? I couldn't handle all that dramatic shit"
"Ugh me too, lets go to the hotel ok?"
"Ladies first" he smiled and opened the door for me.
we got to the hotel and punk already got his room.
"Shit"
"Whats wrong?"
"Punk, can i stay with you for the night? I forgot to make a stupid reservation.."
"Yea man, don't even worry about it"
we got up to his floor and entered his room, but there was one little problem, there was only one bed.
Punk saw the distress in my face" Dont worry about the bed, we'll figure it out later"
"Ok so what should we do then"
"Lets play a game"
"Ok what game?"
"The honesty game"
'Even though I have an idea, how does it work?"
"We ask each other questions and we have to answer them a 100% honestly" Oh boy..
