"Uhm ok sure, why not?" I tried to look as calm as possible, even though i was practically pissing myself of nervous-ness in the inside.
"Why don't you and Kelly get along?" hm ok well maybe he's not going to get to crazy with this 'game'
"Because she's a bitchy little hoe thats why" I said with a smile
"Shayde, there has to be a specific reason as to why you guys regard each other as the devil"
Well this is the honesty game, I'll be honest, not 100% honest, but I won't lie, he is my best friend above everything
" Well Phil its because she thinks I have the hots for you, and i guess shes threaten by that, so she does everything in her power to try to eliminate me from the equation but she doesn't realize that we're best friends and that won't happened" Ill just neglect to mention that I actually do have the hots for him, and I am also trying to eliminate Kelly from the equation.
"Ha, Kelly is ridiculous, I swear"
"Then why did you go out to dinner with her?"
"Well, she has had a little crush on me for awhile, so i figured fuck it, It can't be that bad, Shayde it was, All she did was drink and rub on me, badmouth you and try to get into my pants, I was so disgusted, she got on the bar and started stripping while rapping to that notorious b.i.g song"
"Well someone had a '10 things i hate about you' moment now didnt they?" I said while laughing, I couldn't help myself, and i have to admit i was relieved as-well.
"Its not funny Nunez, and now she won't stop calling me and don't know how to tell her im not interested"
"Be like YO HOE I DON'T LIKE YOU, GET THE FUCK OUT MY FACE BEFORE I GET MY HOMIES TO BRING MY GAT AND POP OFF ON YO ASS!" I said in my ghetto voice, I mean i am from the hood, Miami is not a friendly place if you dont live anywhere near southbeach.
"Shayde, you ok?"
"Yea sorry i just go carried away.."
we both bursted out laughing, He was the only one that laughed at my stupid jokes, I guess thats why i like him so much, he was the only one that understood me, as sappy and cliche as this shit sounds, its true, I loved the shit outta this man.
"Ok, ok its my turn to ask again"
"Phil your cheating i didnt ask i question!"
"You asked why i went out with Kelly, last time i checked that qualifys as a question"
"Ugh fine asshole go"
"Does Maria talk about me?" Great, mention the ex-girlfriend punk, you are certainly a mood changer.
"Uh no not that I've heard, she is dating that camera guy now"
"Oh, ok thats cool, I guess.." his face dropped, fuck he still has feelings for her? god fuck damnit this kid is not making my life any easier.
"Yea well forget her, she was a complete pain when you guys were dating"
he chuckled" Yea, remember that time at OVW when she threw that coleslaw at you cause she thought I was cheating on her with you?"
"How could i forget? It took me a week to get that shit fully out of my hair"
"Good times, good times" he said while taking big exhale out of his mouth
'You notice that everyone of our relationships has had they're downfalls because of each other?" I said while thinking about my short list of relationships, and the reason for breaking-up for each of them
"Yea, that is fucking weird, I mean for you there was Jeff and Adam"
Yes i dated the rated R superstar and one half of the hardy boys nothing worth mentioning really, we dated, they noticed how much i hang with punk, we'd fight about it and it was over after that, Im on friendly terms with both of them, because they really weren't the thing i was looking for, Punk was.
"And for you, pretty much the whole divas roaster" I said with a psuedo-disgusted look on my face
" I haven't dated you now have I?"
"Thats why I said pretty much the whole roaster, not all of us, unlike those other bimbos, I can resist your charm, and i don't get mesmerized by your tattoos and im pretty much used to looking at the pretty face and your kindness and being so friendly and your humor and who could forget those muscles and.."
"Shayde"
"Uh yes?"
"You so have a crush on me"
"Uh,wha-no,no I don't" I manage to sputter out, smooth move Nunez, now its real obvious.
"Aw Shayde you have a crush on me!" Punk gushed out, Fuck. my. life.
I just stayed silent, I mean what else could I do? the jig was up.
"Ok, ok how long have you liked me?"
"Punk, its not your turn to ask the question" I said while smiling, this game ended up working in my favor.
"Fine ask a question"
'How long have you liked me?" Time to turn the tables.
"You want the honest answer?"
"Of course" Hes going to say never then proceed to laugh at me, i know it.
"The first day I met you" he said with the most sincere look i have ever seen him have on. WHATT? IS HE SERIOUS?
"Don't fuck with me Brooks"
"Im serious Nunez, why would i mess around with something like this?"
"Why didn't you ever tell me?"
"Because i figured a bum like me would never have a chance with someone as beautiful as you" Is this really happening? If this is a dream i swear to god im going to punch myself in the face when i wake up.
"Punk.. your the farthest thing from a bum, your fucking amazing, you know? and it just pisses me off that you date all these girls that don't deserve you, or understand you and I do, and I thought you would never give me the time of day and..."
"Shayde?"
"Yea Phil?"
"Shut the fuck up and kiss me already"
"Thought you would never ask" We both leaned in, stared into each others eyes for a few seconds, and our lips finally connected, his lips were a rough texture, I loved it, plus the coldness of his lip-ring were sending shivers down my spine. we broke apart and just smiled at each other.
"Well that was alot better then i expected"
"I can't say the same about you" I said with a wide smile across my face
"Oh really?" he picked me up off the ledge of the bed that we were currently on, and positioned me right on top of him, pretty much i was straddling him.
"Yea really" and with that we were at it again, his tongue was begging for entrance, I gladly accepted and our tongues were gliding in each other, covering any and every place in each others mouth, after doing this for 30 minutes, we broke apart once again.
"Wow" we both said while looking at each other.
"I have gained a new appreciation for tongue rings" I said while getting off of phil and laying down on the patch of bed right next to me.
"I have gained a appreciation for you" he said while chuckling and laying right beside me.
" I can't believe this all happened"
"Me either but im fucking glad"
"Me too punk" I said while smiling and kissing him on the cheek, he latched on to my hips and rested his head on my shoulder and i leaned my head on his chest and finally going to sleep.
Life is perfect.
Little did i know, there would be people plotting our demise as the moment we fell asleep.
