Hey guys. I'm thinking about doing five chapter bursts. What do you think? I mean, if I really sit and work hard on this, I can pull off 7 pages a night. So just wondering how you's though of that. It consolidates time. Cuz I can't just stop writing after I finish a chapter and all. Whatever. I'm done rambling. THANKS FOR BEING SO NICE TO MY FIRST FIC
I think that chapter 6 is my least favorite chapter so far…blech…such a pain to write…
Chapter 6: Three is Company, Four is Just Awkward
Naruto sat alone in the guy's room. He was trying to figure out what had happened that day. Everything was going great until Tenten opened her mouth… It wasn't Tenten's fault though.
Naruto was just plain confused. He wasn't the only one however. Just one room away, Hinata was thinking the exact same thing.
Neither of them could stop thinking about it.
"Why was that so embarrassing!" Naruto yelled, punching the bed. "I mean, if someone said that about me and Sakura, I'd have said YES right on the spot without any thought. In fact if it was most girls, I would have agreed right away…" He hit the bed again. "WHY IS SHE DIFFERENT!" Naruto flopped down on the bed. Good thing Kakashi had put up a sound proofing jutsu around the room the night before or this would have been even more humiliating.
"DAMMIT!" He looked at the ceiling and sighed. Maybe…It wasn't that bad. Them looking like a couple. She was nice, cute, and fairly smart… "NO! THE GIRL I LIKE IS SAKURA! SAKURA!"
"Really Naruto?" Asked Kakashi who was standing by the door. "It seems like you should try to convince YOURSELF of that before you go yelling again."
"Shut up Kakashi-sensei!" Naruto exploded, "What do you know!"
"I know that you're incredibly confused." Kakashi said walking towards him, "You can try to figure this out for yourself, or you can let me try to help you." Naruto glared at him for a moment. He looked at the ceiling again.
"Kakashi-sensei…why is life so confusing?"
"If I knew that Naruto, I'd be a hell of a lot richer." Naruto glared at him.
"Kakashi-sensei, I understand you're trying to help, but if you're going to be an ass about it then I don't want your help!" Kakashi looked at Naruto. He really WAS confused.
"Oi…" Kakashi walked over to Naruto. "Have you ever been taught about the birds and the bees Naruto?"
"Umm…I know about them. Both of them fly around…" Naruto said making hand gestures of a bird flying. "And one stings you and you swell up…. but what's that got to do with…"
"Not THOSE kinds of birds and bees Naruto." Kakashi said with a sigh. "Well…the birds are…"
"Really?" Naruto asked wish shock on his face.
"Yup." Kakashi said, "And the bees…well they're a whole different story…they're…"
"WHAT!" Naruto jumped back. "T-T-T-T-T-THAT'S GROSS!"
"God…" Kakashi said with a black stare, "Who'd of thought at 15 this kid wouldn't know about the birds and the bees…" Kakashi rested his head in his palm. "Master of Sexy no Jutsu and Harem no Jutsu doesn't know about the birds and the bees…" Kakashi looked at Naruto who was flailing about complaining that Kakashi shouldn't have told him something like THAT. "…As if anything could GET more ironic…"
"And you're telling me that this whole birds and bees deal is going on between me and Hinata!"
"Sort of…"
"But a bird is to big for a bee to…" Naruto was even more confused now. "I'm not a bee!"
"Holy shit you're an idiot Naruto…" Kakashi got up and started to leave.
"Where are you going Kakashi-sensei?"
"You obviously need to get in touch with your pituitary gland." Kakashi walked out. "Later, I'm gonna go look for Kaoshi again. I'll be back by morning, and while I'm gone I want all four of you to stay in this room."
"W-WHAT!" Naruto yelled.
"You heard me. Tell them when they get back." He shut the door behind him.
"Baka…" Naruto said under his breath. Naruto leaned back in his chair and looked at the ceiling once again, only instead of the ceiling he saw Kakashi standing there. "WHAT THE F-!"
"I forgot to tell you that you should try to talk to Hinata. She seems fairly distressed too." Kakashi poofed away in a cloud of smoke. Naruto nearly died of a heart attack.
"Damn him!" Naruto said between breaths. He looked up at the ceiling again. Kakashi wasn't there. He was alone again. He could always go next door and…
"Oi Naruto," said Kakashi as he crawled out from underneath the bed. Naruto jumped to the ceiling and clung.
"K-KAKASHI-SENSEI!" He yelled, "STOP DOING THAT!"
"Sorry, one more thing, that's it I swear." Kakashi put a package on the table. "I need you to watch this for me, don't open it or anything, kay?"
"H-Hai…" Naruto said between pants.
"Excellent," Kakashi said, "Ciao." Was his last word before disappearing once again.
"God dammit." He really hated the idea of going to talk to Hinata. They had spent four hours having great times; they were becoming really good friends. Then it all exploded. He thought about it several times before saying, "What the hell?" He got up and left his room.
Hinata was lying on her bed on the verge of tears. Her perfect day was ruined. Her once in a lifetime experience was over. All she could do now was think about it. Or so she thought.
A knock came at the door. Hinata looked up.
"W-Who is it?"
"It's Naruto. I was bored so I figured I could come over and talk to you?" said the voice outside. "So…c-can I come in?"
"H-Hai…" Hinata walked over to the door and unlocked it. She took a deep breath before saying to herself, You can do it…. She opened the door, and there, lo and behold, was the object of her desires. "H-hello Naruto-kun." She said as her face turned bright red. "Come in…"
"Thanks." He said with his classic smile. He walked into the room and sat down on the bed. Hinata followed him and sat adjacent to him on the other bed. They both wanted to say something but neither of them could really find the words to say anything.
Finally Naruto decided that the silence had gone on long enough.
"Hey, Hinata-chan…"
"H-hai Naruto-kun?"
"About what Tenten said…" Hinata looked up so she could see his face. "Let's not get all weird about it, all right?" Hinata blushed and smiled.
"O-okay Naruto-kun."
"Let's just pretend it never happened, the only thing we'll remember from today is all the fun we had, kay?"
"Y-yes…okay." Naruto patted her on the head. "Good. Now that that's all cleared up…" his voice trailed off.
"N-Naruto-kun?" Hinata asked. Naruto responded by placing his index finger over his lips.
"Shh." Naruto crept up to the door and placed his ear to it. Outside he heard two familiar voices. Lee and Tenten. Naruto, not wanting to be caught in the girls' room quickly used a Henge no jutsu and transformed himself into a lamp above the door.
Hinata realized why Naruto was acting so weird when Tenten walked in. She placed her plethora of bags down and looked at the shy girl on the bed. Hinata's face was still flush red.
"Hey Hinata-chan, why are you blushing? It's only me." Tenten said confused.
"N-no reason." Hinata said in a rather unsure tone. Tenten could only think of one reason she'd be blushing. Naruto was somewhere in the room.
"Oh…" Tenten said with a sly look on her face. "So you wouldn't mind me…" Tenten dropped down onto the floor looking under the beds, "LOOKING UNDER THE BEDS!" No Naruto.
"Ummm no…"
"How about…" Tenten flung open the door to the bathroom. "IN THE BATHROOM!"
"A-Are you feeling alright Tenten-kun?" Tenten continued around the room looking for Naruto. Luckily for him, Tenten had left the door ajar because she had so many things to carry. Naruto quickly undid his Henge no Jutsu when Tenten had her back turned, winked at Hinata, and left.
"Well…I guess the room is clean." Tenten said looking at Hinata whose face was even redder than before. "Jeez girl…there's something wrong with you."
Naruto stood outside the girls' room for a moment gloating to himself. "I've still got it!" He said. "The prankster stealth." Naruto opened his door and walked into the room. It was a complete wreck. He looked around at the hellhole that had become his room. In the back corner, was a man, in a black robe with red flowers on it, holding Lee by the neck.
"LEE!" The man turned around and looked at Naruto. His red eyes pierced into Naruto's very being.
"Hello Naruto," Said Uchiha Itachi, "Lovely day, no?"