Loud House: You're Only Young Twice

by Yaakov Lubin

Youth...we can sometimes forget how precious it is as the years go by and we get older. But what, if we could live our childhoods a second time around? Well, Rita and Lynn Loud Sr. are about to experience that first hand when they take part in Lisa's new energy pill experiment.

11. Chapter 11

Chapter 11

After finally getting home and being given the clothes by the Loud Sisters, who got them from their brother, who got them from the attic. Five-year-old Lynn Sr. and Rita are dressed in their new clothing: For Rita, is wearing a nice red flowery dress, with little white socks and mary -jane shoes on her feet, and thanks to Leni her hair is braided into two pigtails with red bows at the end of each braid. As for Lynn Sr., he has dressed in an orange plaid button-down shirt, brown pants with a pocket on each side, white socks, and light-up sneakers on his feet. And his hair is combed down and covered up with a baseball cap. But nobody expected what happened when little Rita eye's set on Lincoln.

Rita (Runs up and hugs the boy's legs): "Daddy!"

Leni: "Awww!"

Luan: "Augh…"

Lincoln (Not sure what to make of this): "No…No!" (Starts to blush): "Not daddy." (Gets out of the hold and points to himself): "Lincoln…"

Rita: "Daddy Lincoln?"

Lincoln: "Just Lincoln."

Rita (Hugs the boy's legs again): "Just Lincoln. Tee-hee!"

Lana: "So is the Antidote finish yet Lisa?"

Lisa: "It's being mixed and solidified by the cauldronintron as we speak."

Lynn (Takes a deep breath): "Good…"

Lincoln (With a frown): "But it will take an hour or two."

Lola: "What?! One to two hours?!"

Rita (Tears start to form in her eyes): "That girl is scary Just Lincoln."

Lynn Sr. (Shakes in fear): "Yeah…"

Lisa: "The cauldronintron has been used multiple times today. Its processed system was bound to slow down eventually. I wouldn't even be surprised if I had to build a new one after this situation."

Lori: "It's only an extra hour or so Lola. We'll… survive."

Lucy: "But what are we going to do till then?"

Lynn Sr. (With a smirk): "I got an idea." (Taps Lucy on the shoulder): "Tag!" (Runs away): "Your it!"

Luna: "Po…I mean little dude." (Runs after her father along with the majority of her sisters): "Come back here!"

This leaves only Lori, Lisa, Lincoln, and Little Rita left in the living room.

Lori: "Well…" (Makes her way to the kitchen): "I better go hide all the snacks we have from Mom and Dad."

Lisa (Goes upstairs): "And I should go check on how the antidote is coming along."

Lincoln: "And I'll…" (Realize): "Watch over mo…" (Pats his mother on the head with a nervous smile): "I mean Little Rita."

Rita (Points to the TV): "What's that Just Lincoln."

Lincoln: "Sigh…you're going to keep calling me that, aren't you?

Rita: "Tee-hee!"

Lincoln: "That is a TV Rita." (Gets an idea): "Would you like to watch something?"

Rita (Goes over and examines the TV): "Where's the antenna?"

Lincoln: "I t think we had an antenna TV years ago. But don't worry." (Points to box with buttons and tells the time): "We do have a cable box." (Picks up the remote): "It's like an antenna. But the single is much stronger. And we do have access to thousands of channels to watch." (Hands the remote over to his mother): "Just click on a button and you're watching your favorite shows."

But that's easier said than done…As we time skip to see Rita standing on the couch and madly throwing the remote down onto the floor.

Rita: "There's nothing here I like!"

Lincoln (Picks up the remote): "What do you want to watch then?"

Rita: "Blarney!"

Lincoln ( Changes the channel and points to the TV screen): "Blarney is right there."

Rita: "That's not Blarney! Blarney is way cuter than that creep!"

This gets Lincoln to understand. His mom wants to watch the Blarney show from HER childhood. And there is only one way he could think of to grant her wish. So back up to the attic Lincoln goes, while leading Little Rita in hand.

End of Chapter 11