Chapter 12

After putting all the sugary food away, Lori joins the rest of her sisters besides Lisa in the backyard, who are looking for their dad.

Luan (Looks behind a bush): "Didn't we already play hide and seek at the park?"

Lynn Sr. (Calling from somewhere): "We're playing hide and seek tag."

Lucy(Looks in a gopher hole): "I thought we were playing tag now."

Lynn Sr.: "I didn't say that!"

Lana: "Come on…We give up! Just come out."

Lynn Sr: "Not until you tag me!"

Leni (Looks under a rock): "Whose even it?"

Lynn Sr.: "…Half of you!"

Lynn: "Okay, he's just making this up now."

Lola: "I don't think Daddy even knows what half means."

Lynn Sr.: "Sad to be your daddy then."

This causes Luan to burst out laughing.

Luan: "Hahaha! He's just roasted himself without even knowing."

Lynn Sr.: "What are you guys roasting? Can I have some? My tummy is grumbling."

Lori (Gets an idea): "Bingo!"

While this is happening, Rita and Lincoln are in the attic. The latter is looking through some old boxes, while the former is looking around.

Lincoln: "I know those old Blarney tapes and VCR are around here somewhere."

Rita: "Just Lincoln! Look what I found!"

Lincoln (Turns around): "Wha…Huh?!"

To Lincoln's shock, Little Rita is cuddling a giant dust bunny that looks like an actual bunny.

Rita: "I found a bunny!"

Lincoln (Comes over): "Yeah…" (Picks up his mother and moves her to the side): "Let's not play with that. We don't want you getting dirty."

Rita (With big sad eyes): "But I like getting dirty."

Lincoln: "Sigh…Oh!" (Picks up a coloring book and some crayons): "Why don't sit down and color, while I go look for those tapes."

Rita (Grabs the martial and takes a seat): "Scribble-scrabble!"

Lincoln (Takes out a piece of paper and pen): "Note to self:" (Starts to write): "Make sure to get rid of the giant dust bunny before Lana finds it."

Rita (Stands up proudly): "I colored Just Lincoln!"

But instead of coloring any of the pages in the book, Little Rita used the crayons to color her face.

Lincoln (Writes down): "And wash Mom's face."

End of Chapter 12