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And don't hate my lack of Romaji skills…I'm trying to come up with cool jutsu with what little Romaji skill I have…
Crazy news everyone! With this chapter… "Adventures in Lightning" will be over 100 pages long! Ain't that just plain delicious? I never thought that with my ADHD I'd ever get this far! So this is a pretty big accomplishment for me.
Wow this chapter is a long ass fight…
Chapter 15: Naruto VS Sasuke
The crowd was silent as the sound med nin carted Kabuto's headless corpse away. Orochimaru let them mourn for a moment before getting back on the mic. Without any remorse or hint of sadness he readied the next match.
"Next mach is…Uchiha Sasuke…Versus…" he trailed off waiting for Naruto to step up. He did and Orochimaru announced him. "BEGIN!" He yelled so loudly that it caused some feedback. He looked at his servant. "Release the Hyuuga…"
"Hai Orochimaru-sama…" he said as he ran off.
Naruto and Sasuke stood there glaring at each other. Neither of them made a move. After a few moments Sasuke started to walk in a large circle and Naruto mimicked him. They walked in an ever-shrinking pattern until they were standing face-to-face.
Sasuke had grown since Naruto last saw him. He was almost two inches taller than Naruto now. He was wearing a shirt similar to the one he used to wear when they were young. After another moment, Sasuke opened his mouth and spoke.
"So, Naruto…" He said dryly.
"Yeah?" Naruto responded.
"…I guess it comes down to this…huh…?"
"Yeah."
"We always wanted to know who was stronger."
"Yeah…" Naruto's voice trailed off.
"But somehow…" Sasuke looked up. "…I wish it could have been different."
"We both do."
"I guess it's too late now." Sasuke said looking back down into the eyes of his rival.
"It's never too late Sasuke…" Naruto said nearly on the verge of tears. The author then realized how cliché that statement was and committed suicide. A new author came. He began to write.
"It is for me Naruto." Sasuke said reaching back for a kunai, "whoever wins this…is the strongest."
"Fine…" Naruto said doing the same.
"Let's make this interesting Naruto…" Sasuke said.
"Hmm?"
"If you win…I'll come back to Konoha with you."
"Wh-!"
"And if I win…" Sasuke said thinking, "…You join the Sound Village. How's that sound? Orochimaru-sama can always use another lackey…"
"Prepare to come home Sasuke…" Naruto said with a grin.
"Hehe. Well then, let me be the first to welcome you to your new home."
The rivals jumped back and went into action after nearly eight minutes of doing nothing.
Sasuke winged his kunai at Naruto. Naruto sidestepped and tossed his. Sasuke did a similar action and rushed Naruto. Suddenly Sasuke's hand started to glow, and the sound of a thousand birds was heard. Naruto knew the attack. Chidori.
Naruto lowered himself to the ground, looking at Sasuke's waist to counter the sharingan's effect. As Sasuke drew near enough to strike, Naruto sidestepped and attempted to ram a rasengan into the face of his former companion.
Sasuke twisted his body and avoided it.
The two broke off and stood ready for the other's attack.
"Hey kid…" A familiar voice said inside of him.
"What do you want baka?" Naruto said angrily.
"Just was wondering why you haven't called on my chakra yet…"
"Because baka, I'm doing this myself. I don't want any of your help. Only if he uses the curse seal will I ask for your assistance."
"Woah…Never seen YOU like this before."
"Shutup before I shut you up!" Naruto said fiercely.
No response.
"That's more like it."
Naruto looked at Sasuke.
"Let's go wild."
Sasuke smiled.
"For old times sake."
Sasuke lunged at Naruto. He pulled his fuma shuriken out of his backpack and leapt into the air.
"SUPERSONIC SHURIKEN!" He yelled as he threw it with all his might. Naruto jumped out of the way of the shuriken. As it passed him, he got hit with a giant shockwave and flew into the wall.
"Da'…fuck?" Naruto said as he coughed up some blood.
"Hehe." Sasuke chuckled. "I actually got a shuriken to break the sound barrier. Impressed?"
"Very." Naruto said smiling. Naruto did the seals for Hokage Bunshin no jutsu. "HOKAGE BUNSHIN NO JUTSU!" Twelve clones appeared and rushed Sasuke.
Sasuke cut through the first one. It blew up in his face and sent him reeling into a nearby boulder.
"Shit…" Sasuke said, coughing up blood.
"Impressed?" Naruto said with a determined smile.
"Very." Sasuke said with the same smile. He stood up and brushed himself off. "I think it's about time we really got things going…" Sasuke said glaring at Naruto with his blood red eyes.
"I think you're right Sasuke…" Naruto said smiling. His remaining eleven clones rushed Sasuke.
"SUPERSONIC SHURIKEN!" He said as he threw several smaller shurikens at the oncoming attackers. They all exploded outside of the blast radius, not causing Sasuke any damage.
Sasuke started to charge his Chidori and Naruto his rasengan. The two lunged at each other.
"COME ON NARUTO!" Sasuke screamed. "SHOW ME WHATCHA GOT!" Sasuke doubled his speed on he and was on Naruto in an instant. "TAKE THIS!"
He shoved his Chidori at Naruto. Naruto looked down at Sasuke's waist in an attempt to not have his moves predicted.
"Not gonna work Naruto!" Sasuke yelled as he shoved the Chidori into Naruto's neck. "It's over…"
Naruto smiled.
"Damn right it is…" he said as he poofed away.
"Kage Bunshin?" Sasuke yelled as he looked for Naruto who exploded out of the ground thrusting his rasengan at Sasuke's face. "ERR!" Sasuke barely dodged it. It scraped up against his left shoulder causing a lot of blood to spurt from the wound. "Dammit!" Sasuke yelled jumping back holding his wound.
Naruto smiled.
"Don't underestimate me Sasuke."
Sasuke smiled at the boy's confidence. He decided to break him of it. He did the seals for Chidori, only added a few more after it.
"CHIKURODORI!" Black lightning erupted from Sasuke's hand and the ground around him cracked. He looked at Naruto. "Like it? It's my trump card…"
"Hmm…Impressive Sasuke…"
"Hehe…
"Mind if I play mine?"
"Why not?"
Naruto started doing hand seals. He did about thirty in under three seconds; he put his hand down and gripped it similar to the way Sasuke was holding his own hand.
"Damn…that was too fast for me to copy…" Sasuke said in surprise.
"RENGOKU NO HOKURO!" A black flame exploded from Naruto's hand. Sasuke looked at him in amazement. "Like it?" Sasuke chuckled.
"Yeah…looks like you tried to get a Chidori…"
"Yup. I was trying for that…but it always came out as fire and Ero-Sennin told me to just use that…"
"Haha…a failure as usual…"
"Hehe…" a bead of sweat rolled down Naruto's face. "It's one strong-ass failure…"
"Let's see then…" Sasuke lunged at Naruto and Naruto did the same. "…WHO'S REALLY STRONGEST!"
Their hands met in midair. Black fire and lightning exploded from the place of impact and carved deep holes in the ground. They both stood there for a moment pushing against each other with all their might. After nearly a minute passed a giant explosion came from in between them and sent them flying back.
Sasuke stood up revealing the curse seal across his face.
"I didn't want to have to do this Naruto…" He said. "…but you leave me no choice…"
"I'm going to say the same to you…" Naruto said brushing himself off.
"Kyubi…" Naruto said.
"FINALLY!"
"Yeah…but I need to stay myself…"
"What! Why!" The fox protested.
"Because…otherwise I won't be satisfied."
"Fine…" Kyubi said with a sigh.
"Thank you…"
"Whatever…"
Chakra started bubbling out of Naruto and covered his body. After a few seconds, a tail of chakra appeared out of his tailbone.
"So…Naruto…you called upon the Kyubi finally…" said Sasuke.
"Come on Sasuke…" Naruto said. "Let's get this fight really started."
Sasuke lunged at Naruto who stood his ground. Sasuke threw a punch at him but the chakra bubbling around Naruto's body shifted and blocked Sasuke's fist. Sasuke jumped back.
"Oh…right." Sasuke said remembering their last battle. "I forgot about that…"
"You'd best not forget again…" Naruto retorted. Sasuke smirked and lunged at Naruto again.
"Don't worry, I wont." He said smiling wildly. Sasuke disappeared. Naruto looked around for him but found himself unable to locate the Uchiha.
"Hmm…" Naruto sniffed the air. Over the last three years, Naruto had trained in order to gain control of the demon fox inside him. During that time he had managed to master the keen senses of the fox along with a few other tricks. "Gotta do better than THAT!" Naruto yelled punching the ground sending Sasuke flying into the air.
"Good Naruto!" Sasuke said giddily. "But not good enough!" suddenly, a giant snake exploded from the hole Naruto had made and went to bite him. Naruto stuck out both of his hands and grabbed onto the fangs of the snake.
"RRAAAHHH!" he yelled as he pulled the fangs free of the snake's jaw causing it to convulse on the ground and disappear. "Not good enough my ASS!" Sasuke appeared behind him with another Chidori charged up ready to ram it through Naruto's spine.
"TAKE THIS!" Sasuke yelled as he thrusted at Naruto who collapsed on the ground to avoid Sasuke's attack.
"DAMMIT SASUKE!" Naruto yelled. "HOW MANY TIMES WILL YOU DO THAT DAMN ATTACK!"
Naruto pushed off the ground and kicked Sasuke in the chest with both feet.
"UUHHHNN!" Sasuke yelled as he flew back into the wall of the arena causing a huge cloud of dust to rise.
Naruto took the opportunity to catch his breath. "Damn…this is intense…"
Before he could do anything else, the cloud of dust exploded with a huge chakra.
"RRAAAHHHHHHHH!" Sasuke yelled from across the arena. He started towards Naruto. His skin was dark, almost black and a giant webbed wing had sprouted out of his back.
"Kicking it up a notch eh Sasuke?" Naruto said with a smile. "Guess I will too…"
"Kyubi…"
"Yeah, yeah…you don't have to tell me…"
"Thanks…"
"Whatever…"
Naruto leaned forward and started screaming with clenched fists.
"RRRRRAAAAAAARRRRGGHHH!" Naruto yelled. Two more tails appeared from where the first had come.
"CHIKURODORI!" Sasuke yelled and lunged at Naruto.
"RENGOKU NO HOKURO!" Naruto yelled as he lunged at Sasuke.
TO THE SIDELINES!
The Konoha ninja and Kaoshi watched on in amazement and horror at the sheer strength that the Sasuke and Naruto were showing.
"Damn…" Said Neji, who had just gotten to where his companions were. "When did Naruto get this strong? Both he and Sasuke are producing huge amounts of chakra…"
There was a long silence.
"So…Kakashi-sensei…" Hinata said. . Kakashi jumped in surprise. He had forgotten that Hinata was there. He shook it off looked at her. "Who do you think will win?" Kakashi sat in contemplation.
"I can't say…" He said. "It's a tough call… But it looks like we'll get our answer soon…" He pointed to the arena. Naruto and Sasuke were both lunging towards each other with their most powerful attack.
"Naruto-kun…" Hinata said to herself.
"YOU CAN DO IT NARUTO!" Shikamaru yelled.
"YEAH!" Kiba chimed in, "KICK HIS ASS!"
"Believe in yourself." Neji said.
"YEEEAAH! NARUTO!" Tenten yelled.
"WE BELIEVE IN YOU COMRADE!" Lee added.
"G-GO NARUO-KUN!" Hinata said in an uncharacteristically loud voice.
"Do it." Kakashi said.
"I'll kick your ass if you lose…" Kaoshi said under his breath.
TO THE BATTLE!
"RRAAAAHH!" Both Naruto and Sasuke yelled as they charged each other. The two collided in the center of the arena. Even larger lightning and fire bolts stormed around the arena causing some of its walls to crack.
It was impossible to see what was happening as the two competitors were completely surrounded in black chakra.
The black surrounding the two suddenly exploded sending debris everywhere. A giant cloud of dust and smoke was floating in the air, obstructing the sight of an impatient crowd.
After a moment the dust started to settle…revealing the silhouette of someone standing over a motionless body.
To be continued. Bwahaha I'm so evil…