Whats up liberals so your all probably wondering "Hey Eddison954, you disgusting piece of shit, where the fuck is the new Eli Cut chapter, you subhuman scumbag, give me my fucking fanfiction." And don't worry, I got you guys covered. While I was gone, I went on a long, dangerous, brutal journey in order to find my McGuffin, the one thing I've been looking for since the beginning of my life. I had to fight of monsters, wizards, white people, and worst of all: Walk a lot. But after all this time, I've found what I have been looking for. The Lost episode of The Eli Cut. Cast out from public society due to being too based and epic that it feared it will melt the normal mans brain, lost for thousands of years, I have finally found it. Please sit back and enjoy the greatest piece of media ever written.
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Sam. One of the greatest and most attractive characters ever thought up. He can run at sound speed, take out enemies in a flash, and best of all, he's a gamer and knows how to handle the females. Speaking of females, the Total Drama universe might also be classified as "Hot Chick Heaven" because there's such a mess of very beautiful and tough women that it will make you love the franchise even more! And since Valentine's Day is around the corner, I've been inspired to make a top 10 list of the most beautiful female Total Drama characters. Grab yourself a snack and a plate of marshmallows, and try not to reach through the screen because HERE WE GO!
Number 10: Try this question on for size. Who chases and hugs Cody all the time and wields a powerful hammer? Why it's Sierra of course! Though more of a cutie than a hottie, you can't deny the fact that she's still attractive. Two things that make her attractive are the fact that she wears pants, and when have you ever seen 3 big, very smooth arcs of hair sticking out of a person's forehead? I haven't! So once again, Sierra is lovely; that is until she goes berserk and starts hitting stuff with her hammer.
Who's at number 9? It's this aura reading girl from a distant planet. Dawn, from Revenge of the Island. She arrived on the island to deliver a message saying that the island was under attack by Scotts sabatoge. She doesn't do much except read aurous and talk to animals. The real reason she lands at the #9 is that she becomes B's sweetheart, something B needed for a long while.
Numero Ocho. Taylors mother, Kelly. She's attractive and the size of an average human mother. What really surprises me about her is that the leader of The Father and Son, Dwayne, falls in love with her. Kinda silly, don't you think? She's another character that doesn't do much, but in episode eight of Ridonculous Race she tells Taylor that all her accomplishments were fake.
What number's next? Seven, of course. Scarlett from Pahkitew Island. People always root for the good guys, but sometimes, the bad guys steal the show. Her intellectual IQ is equal to Cameron. She also happens to be the smartest member of the Floating Salmon. I wonder why she isn't the leader. Like Max, her specialty is being evil and trying to kill people. With two very long and smooth feathers extending from her head to her calves and droopy eyes, Wave will rock your socks. If only we could see her take wing.
Numero Six. Dakota from Revenge of the Island. Named after a hotel brand of the same name, Tikal is the daughter of Mr Milton. She's yet another character that hardly does a thing except beg Chris for more screen time She also turns into Dakotazoid after long exposure to radiation. When you're the daughter of a person in the highest power, you need to look your best and Dakota delivers perfectly. That's why she's #6.
Number 1, 2, 3, 4, 5! Ah-Ah-Ahhh! Courtney from Total Drama Action. How could you go wrong with a girl that looks like this? She can run nearly as fast as Harold and she went from being a Total Drama Contestant to a chart expert. Next to Staci, she looks more humanoid than the other characters. Who could top someone who has long mauve hair?
This female standing at number 4: Lindsay. One word: Robbed Goddess. How would you like to have that superpower? I mean Lindsay could play around in Chernobyl for hours and she would be perfectly fine! Also, 90 degree hair makes her look like a white women I really like the fact that her love interest is the clumsy jock Tyler. The combination of dumbass and slightly less dumbass make these two a reliable couple. But what really lands Lindsay in the #4 spot is that her attitudes apparently more different from the other females.
Next up is #3. What's better than having a female with cascading quills? How about a female with cascading quills and hair? Jasmine from Total Drama Pahkitew Island She's smart, knows exactly what to do as a Total Drama Contestant, and even trained Sparemy once. She's also the girl of Shawns dreams. Heh, lucky him. Her older self in the series Total Drama Reunion is just downright hot! Just look at that long ponytail! Now we're talkin'!
Number 1, 2, button my shoe! GwenThere's a lot to say about this character. She's the heir to the throne, Trents first official romance, the only character that used to not wear clothes, brave and athletic, the most humanoid character, and is like a mother to Mr coconut. In the TV show, Sonic SatAM, one Screaming Gopher, the pervy Cody constantly tries to woo Gwen, but doesn't succeed because... he's a Perv! The Goth is also a semi-perfect example of an excellent love interest, although there were a couple of times when she really snapped and acted like a lunatic; in Action, that is. But overall, Gwen really stands out amongst the slew of females not just because she's Trent's first official love interest, or because she's the only one who didn't wear clothes, but because in Reuinon, she grew very long hair, and married Trent in the future, becoming the Queen.
So, you've seen a Dumb Blonde, a Braniac, two white women, and even a goth! Who could possibly top those kinds of females? Well, get ready folks; this is the #1 hottest Sonic the Hedgehog female character. Heather. If anybody denies it, how dare you? This woman can fly, she's as strong as Lightning, and is a femme fatale, seducing other characters into getting what she wants. Instead of having one love interest, she has two! Alejandro, and Alejandro. Being a gold digger, she's only interested in one object set; Money, especially the million dollars. There actually have been situations where Heathers cleavage has been exposed, but it eventually got censored. What a price to pay. I think the best part about this beauty is that she wears three different outfits unlike the other female characters. And who wouldn't want to fly across the landscape via strong as Shawn Johnson, and flirt with any male, anytime, anywhere. These three traits make Heather triumph over all of the Total Drama females. My hat goes off to you Fresh TV. You oughta be proud.
There ya have it folks. Those were the hottest female chicks in the Total Drama universe. I hope you enjoyed it, happy Valentine's Day, and I'll see you later. HERE WE GO!
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This was the greatest thing ive ever seen