BROKEN SHARDS

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Final Fantasy and Kingdom Hearts or any of the characters in it.

This is a series of one-shots featuring the characters from Final Fantasy and Kingdom Hearts.

SHARD 3- Kidnap

'Today is the day!' Wakka thought to himself. 'Today, I'm going to shine.'

Wakka stood on the beach in Besaid and laughed silently to himself. He had been planning this for a long time and now the time had finally arrived. And no one could prevent it.

Lulu, Yuna, Rikku, Tidus, Auron and Kimahri had taken a trip to one of the neighbouring isles and wouldn't be back 'til sundown, which left Wakka an hour and a half to complete his task.

"Piece of cake!" He murmured, as he made his way back to the village.

Once he reached there, Wakka checked to see if anyone was watching him and then slipped silently into Lulu's hut. 'Now I will finally be able to get her back.' Wakka thought as he looked around, trying to locate Lulu's weapon.

Yes, her weapon. Wakka had somehow managed to convince her that she did not need to take it with her as her magic would be more than enough to keep her safe.

Cackling evilly, Wakka put down his bag and took out an exact replica of Lulu's weapon- a moogle- except this was just a stuffed toy that would be completely useless!

Yes, Wakka was planning on kidnapping Lulu's moogle and replacing it with a fake. But as he approached it the moogle suddenly stood up and stared at Wakka.

Wakka took a step back, then proceeded onwards. The moogle's head suddenly turned around 360°, it's eyes glowing eerily.

"Oh-!"

It jumped up and began to pummel Wakka. Wakka tripped as he tried to escape and the thing drop-kicked him.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Wakka screamed and ran out, dropping to his knees in front of none other than Lulu and the crew.

"Wakka! What happened to you?" Lulu asked.

"Y-y-your m-moogle!" He stammered. "It t-tried to-to k-kill m-me1"

Tidus and Rikku started to laugh hysterically.

"I-I'm s-s-serious!" Wakka continued. "It's EVIL! I-it did that t-thing f-from t-t-the Exorcist, ya know t-the h-h-head turning thing."

"Oh, my!" Yuna said, paling significantly.

"Y-you have to-to s-s-stop it!"

Lulu went into her hut, brought out her moogle and dropped it in front of Wakka. At the sight of the thing, Wakka screamed and passed.

Disgusted, Auron walked off.

"Idiot!"

I really hope you're enjoying these. They aren't hilarious but I do hope that they give you something to smile about. Reviews would be appreciated and so would suggestions for new shards. And so once again, Enjoy!

Peace out!