I just got this idea when I was watching OMaTD. Since I'm so obsessed with Twilight Saga at the time, a friend of mine encouraged me to make a Twilight fanfic OMaTD style. So I decided to give it a try. ;)
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Disclaimer: I don't own TWILIGHT nor One Mommy and Three Dads.
Jacob's POV
"Hey, you could live without kids. All they do is get into trouble and caused trouble." Jasper said.
"I know. That's how I wanted to live." I said, taking a gulp of my beer.
"Look at the size of her body. You should have married a stronger, richer girl." Edward said.
I glared at him. Selfish, egotistical, tightwad.
"Dude. You could get a distribution!" Emmett said, his face lighting up.
"What is he, a dog?" Edward snickered.
"Oh. Right." Emmett's face falling and lights up again. Seriously, this man has frequent mood swings. "Then adopt!"
"Just live without kids. What do you need to adopt for?" Jasper said.
"You're right, it's hard to pay to raise them. Just live without one." Edward answered.
"Bella wants them." I sighed. "That's enough. Just pretend you don't know anything." I fake a smile.
"Hey. Then get a donor!" Emmett suggested. "I would get a donor. If I were you, I would just raise it as my own! If you go to the sperm bank, you can get one with an IQ of 200, with180 cm in height, a nice body and a face like Kristen Stewart! And to make sure they never find out, they'll even match their blood type as yours! No one would know. Because no one talks about it but a lot of people do that nowadays."
"Does that even make sense?" Edward and Jasper shouted.
Emmett blushed.
Edward sighed. "You don't even make money. Just don't have any."
"Hey! Don't talk to him like that!" Jasper argued.
But I couldn't hear any of their petty arguments. My head is still stuck with Emmett's idea. Sperm bank? Possible. Hmm.
"It's not like I can give you my sperm. This is distressing." Emmett mumbled.
"Yeah." Edward and Jasper agreed.
I take another gulp of my beer. Sperm donation?
Bella's POV
What the fuck happened?
We were just getting into it when he suddenly became angry and shit then I became angry too and next thing I knew, I was cursing him and his friends and shoved him out the door. I think I'm a bit rough with him. Maybe I should go and apologize to him. I shook my head. It's his fault, though. I will never take back all I said.
I took a deep breath and walked out the door. They left. Figures. It's the first time they heard me curse that much. I bet they're scared as shit. Good for them. They will never look down at me anymore.*cue evil smirk*
My smirk faltered when I saw what's waiting for me at the table.
3 red roses and a cake.
My heart softening for the guys. "They actually remembered." I murmured to myself, picking it up.
They swore on our wedding day that they'll always send me roses on our anniversary. The number of flowers stands for the years we stayed together.
I sighed. What happened to our anniversary?
Jacob's POV
We're all drunk as hell.
Emmett is scolding Edward for being a cheapskate, Jasper lay uncomfortably on his chair, his eyes drooping, Edward is grunting, mumbling about economy, waste of money and all those shit, giving no attention to anyone.
Em's idea is still stuck on my mind. Sperm. Donation. Sperm. Bank.
"Then get a donor! .. If I were you, I'll raise it as my own!"
"No one would know. .. but a lot of people do that nowadays."
"It's not like I can give you my sperm. This is distressing."
Em is right. This is distressing.
Sperm donation? Sperm bank? Does that even exists?
Donation. Then, it struck me.
I stood up, slightly wobbly. "Hey! Okay! Okay! You guys would be good! You guys would be good!" I shouted.
"For what?" Jaz mumbled.
"Sperm donation. Can't you guys help me?" I answered.
"What are you saying?" Edward asked, confused.
"You crazy ass!" Jaz shouted.
"No! Everyone else gets it from their brothers, but you guys aren't any different than my brothers, isn't it?" I reasoned.
Em clutched my arm, forcing me to sit. "There's nothing different because we're brothers." He exclaimed, draping his arm on my shoulders.
"We're brothers!" I agreed.
"Crazy ass. So you want to use our sperm?" Edward mumbled.
"You said to get a sperm donation. I like it to be you guys. You went to better colleges and are better looking than me." I said.
"That's true." Edward muttered, puffing his chest out.
I sneered. Only a few more flattering comments and they'll agree to this."You're taller and have a nice body." I continued.
Jasper nodded, smiling.
"That's true, too." Emmett said, showing off his abs. That bulk of a body can carry its own weight. He's the fastest among us.
"You guys have a good personality. You'll have to do it for me." I finished.
"It's not because we're hoarding them, but that's still not it." Jasper said.
"Why not?" I whined.
Jasper is not letting up. Em and Edward shook their heads too.
I sighed. Plan B."I really want to die. I even have thoughts of her wanting to have an affair and come back pregnant."
I can almost see the gears on their heads moving. They're having second thoughts. Carry on, Black.
I put on my fearful, teary-eyed, near-suicidal face. "What if we get divorced?"
"Hey man, why are you –" Edward began.
"What's a friend?" I interrupted. "Helping them when they're going through tough times."
They became silent.
"Aren't you guys going to help me?" I cried.
Em sighed. "Okay, we'll help you. Eddie, you represent us and donate!"
"What the fuck, man! If you want to help them badly, you donate!" Edward argued.
"I have the best heredity." Jasper murmured.
"All three of you will do it!" I said.
Jaz, Em and Ed looked at me.
-Next Morning-
Jasper's POV
Someone hit me, hard.
"Ouch!" I snapped one eye open.
I'm lying on the floor and Em is on top of me. He apparently fell from my bed. What the fuck? Since when did I sleep on the floor? When did Em sneaked to my bed? He has a fucking bed on his own room for fuck sake! This is one of the disadvantages of living on a house with a tightwad and a sleepwalker.
Em walked to the bathroom wobbling. It may have been hilarious if it weren't the fact my head hurts like a bitch and a familiar churn is on a pit of my stomach.
Em started puking on the toilet seat with the fucking door open.
I groaned, standing up. Ugh. I hate hangovers.
I walked towards the kitchen to make shitloads of coffee and take Tylenol.
Edward is on the couch, stirring and grumbling with his yesterday's suit on.
"What time did we drink until last night?" Edward asked, stretching his arms.
I searched the cupboards. Fuck. We don't have coffee and Tylenol anywhere. Ugh!
"Don't ask. We drank too much last night." I mumbled, getting a 1 liter bottle of water.
"I'm still not sober." Em stated, grabbing my bottle.
"Why did we drank too much last night?" Edward asked. "Was it because of Jacob?"
Em dropped the water. "He asked us for something last night."
"What did he asked for?" I asked, scratching the back of my neck.
Our eyes widened. "Sperm donation!"
Some clearance:
their ages are: Jake, Ed, Em, and Jaz are 26 years old. Bella is around 25.
10 years ago, Jake met Bella when she moved from Phoenix, AZ to Forks, WA and they became close friends immediately. Although Em, Jaz and Ed are Jake's childhood friends, he hid their (Jake and Bella) closeness to them (Because he's kinda selfish and he wants Bella to himself only.) Jake and Bella's relationship blossoms into something more. They went out publicly at the age of 18 and 17, respectively. Edward accused Bella as a gold digger, thinking because Bella is not rich and Jake is. (The reason why Edward, Bella and Jacob rarely get along with each other.) They, however, reconciled before they set out for college when Edward realized that after 3 years of being a couple, their love is still as strong as ever, and he finally accepted Bella.
Okay. So maybe it cleared some things up or it just made it more, uh, foggier.
I also mentioned Kristen Stewart here. So to all KStew haters out there, sorry because I really think she's far beautiful than Cameron Diaz and Angelina Jolie.
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