One Mommy and Three Dads

I just got this idea when I was watching OMaTD. Since I'm so obsessed with Twilight Saga at the time, a friend of mine encouraged me to make a Twilight fanfic OMaTD style. So I decided to give it a try. ;)

Thanks to all the reviews, it makes me really giddy and whenever I got a suggestion or compliments, I can't help but prance around my room, giggling like a school girl who saw her crush. :))

Disclaimer: I don't own TWILIGHT nor One Mommy and Three Dads.

Jasper's POV

"Give me the phone!" I shouted.

"Here. Come on! Call him!" Emmett exclaimed, handing me the phone.

I dialed his phone quickly. I put it on speakerphone.

"Hey guys! What are you doing this early in the morning?" Jacob asked cheerily.

"What the fuck man? You tricked us!" We shouted.

"Huh?"

"No man! Abso-fucking-lutely No!" I shouted.

"What's no?" He asked.

"We can't donate sperm!"

"Why not? You said you could last night." He said calmly.

"When last night?"

"You guys even signed a contract last night saying you wouldn't change your mind."

"What? A contract?" I asked, confused.

Flashback (last night)

We were handed papers and pens.

"Write exactly what I say." Jacob said.

"Write exactly –" Emmett muttered, writing.

Jacob slapped his head. "Not that! Idiot!"

"Not that –" Emmett continued.

I shook my head, laughing along with Jake and Eddie.

"Whatever! Okay. Start over. I, to my loving friend Jacob Black, -" Jake said.

I wrote the words in the paper, mumbling.

"My overflowing and lively sperm!" Jake exclaimed.

We looked at him but wrote it.

"Will be donated." He continued.

"Will be dowateyd." Em said.

"If I break this contract –"Jake continued.

"Eb I bweyk thiss contwak –" Em slurred.

"I am nothing but a pure, useless, not-a-fucking-friend-anymore asshole." Jake finished. "If you finished writing, go ahead, write your name and sign at the bottom."

"Sure. After all, sperm is something we have plenty of." I said, smiling.

"I have nowhere to use it anyway." Em said, shrugging. "Okay, I'll give you a lot. Take it all!"

"At least it doesn't cost any money." Eddie said, grinning.

We signed the contact.

"You guys promised." Jake said pointedly looking at us.

"Of course! We're friends!" We shouted.

End flashback-

"You guys remembered?" Jake asked through the phone, bringing us to reality.

We looked at each other. "That was us overreacting because we're drunk!" I shouted.

"Oh. I considered that your sincerity." Jake murmured.

"Ask for money instead!" Edward shouted.

We looked at him, incredulous.

"What?" He asked.

I shook my head. "I'll buy you an orphanage instead!" I said to the phone.

"Ask me for my kidney instead! I'll give you that right now!" Em said, smiling.

"Either way, there's no way we can, so understand that." Edward said.

"Me neither!" Em and I shouted, hanging up.

"Sheesh. Is Jacob crazy to ask his friends for something like this?" I shouted.

"Then aren't you crazy too? You were the first one to bring it up!" Em said.

"It was you!"

"You're jumping on an innocent man! Who's the one who said that everyone does it these days, that you can pick a height of 180 cm and an IQ of 200?" Em argued.

I slapped my head. What an idiot!

"You said all those things!" Edward interrupted.

Em stopped, thinking, "What the hell? You're both trees at the wrong bark!"

Edward and I looked at each other and burst out laughing.

"What the-? What's so funny?" Em said on a serious tone.

We shook our heads. Life with Emmett will never be boring.

"Either way we can't ever say yes." Edward sighed.

"Of course not! Are we crazy to say yes?" Em said.

I nodded. We're not giving up.

Emmett's POV

I'm riding on the bus on the way to work. We'll never say yes to Jake. I nodded to myself.

Out of my peripheral vision, I saw a teenager pick pocketing an oblivious old lady.

I stood up. "Hey kid! Freeze!" I put out my handcuffs, smiling evilly at his scared face.

The bus stopped and the kid immediately ran out. I followed him quickly.

"Stop right there! Hey!"

I chased him until I can reach him and I quickly grabbed his jacket.

"A kid like you has already begun stealing?" I asked, cuffing his hands.

"Who told you to do this? Do your parents know you go around like this?" I shouted.

People are already crowding around us, looking at the kid.

"I don't have parents!" He shouted back.

"Then, are you an orphan?" I asked.

"No. I have a dad." He muttered, looking down.

"Where is he? Tell me where he is?"

"He's right here!"

I looked at the people around us. "Where? Where?"

"Dad!" He shouted, hugging me. "Do you know how long I've been looking for you? Let's never be separated again!"

I pushed him back. "What do you mean dad?"

"It's me dad! The son you have from donating your sperm!" He shrieked, hugging me again.

I looked at him with wide eyes.

The people around us whispered at each other. I shook my head at them. "No! I'm not his dad! I'm not his dad!"

"Mr. McCarty? Mr. McCarty?" Someone shook me.

I opened my eyes, falling from my chair.

"It's just a dream?" I muttered, disoriented.

"Are you okay? You wanted to be called a dad that badly?" Rosalie Hale, my colleague, asked me, helping me stand up.

"What are you talking about?" I looked at her, incredulous.

"Dad! Dad!" She said, imitating me, "You were talking in your sleep."

I shook my head. "There's a reason for that."

"If you marry me, I'll make you a father quickly." She said, batting her eyelashes to me.

"Stop talking nonsense. No matter how desperate I am, I have no interest in a kid." I said, shooing her away.

"What's wrong with me? I'm a single 23 year old woman, Detective McCarty!"

I grabbed my coat, ready to leave. "I told you its Det. Lutz - McCarty."

"Can we just omit the Lutz? It made your name too long."

"No." I snapped.

"Why not?"

"Because it's my mother's surname, okay?" I shouted, leaving the station.

Edward's POV

I wiped my name plate, feeling smug.

"President Edward Masen", it says.

"Mr. President, you have a guest." My assistant said.

"Tell him to come in."

A balding man came in with a nerd-looking teenage boy.

"Edward? Are you busy?" The man asked. Ah, it's Jacob.

"No, I'm okay. What's going on, Jake?"

"It's nothing. It's just - ." He shoved the boy nearer. "Say hello, it's my friend."

"Hello, Sir." The boy said.

"Edward! He got into Dartmouth!" Jake said proudly.

"Really? That's great! You sure are smart!" I said.

Jake walked towards me, whispering, "But, uh, we don't have the tuition."

I looked at him. "What?"

"And we have to buy books, too." He continued.

I moved uncomfortably on my chair. "I told you that have nothing to do with me."

"Nothing to do with you? You're the one who gave the sperm! You should have the responsibility –"

"Responsibility?" I shouted, incredulous.

"It's your kid! Do you know how much money went into raising him? A lot! A lot!"

I fluttered my eyes open. Fuck. There's no fucking way, I'll agree to Jacob! Friends can't get involved with things like this.

"I have to get married and start my own family someday!" I exclaimed.

I looked at my computer. "I should have sold this stock when it was 42,000 dollars!" *facepalm*

Jasper's POV

"Jazzie is here!" I shouted.

The flock of women surrounds me, grabbing me.

"Dad! Dad!" Two kids shouted, running towards me. What the hell?

I shook my head, clearing all those thoughts.

"No. I wouldn't let my youth and freedom stolen like this." I exclaimed.

Bella's POV

I took the clothes out the washer. Hm? Where did it go? That's weird. I'm sure I put it in.

Flashback

Our neighbor showed me a piece of boxers.(picture on my profile) "This is made from receiving blankets. There are even pomegranates on here." She said, pointing at the fruit on the center. "They say pomegranates are charms for fertility."

"Uh. No thanks. But it's okay." I blushed.

"Make your husband were these, then you'll get pregnant."

"My husband won't wear this and I graduated college. How can we believe in a superstition like that?" I said, looking down.

"My brother-in-law wore this and had a son."

"But still – "

"Forget it then. These are hard to find." She said, turning away.

I grabbed her arm, "Give them to me." I smiled. She grinned.

End flashback

"I brought them in and where did I put them?" I muttered, walking around the house. "Oh! That's right! Maybe it went along their laundry! What do I do?" I sighed. There's no choice.

I finally reached their house.

I knocked the door. Jasper opened it. "Hey!" Then he looked around me, "Where's Jake? You came alone?"

"Uh, yes. I had something to ask you." I looked down. This is so embarrassing. How would I ask them?

He grabbed my hand,"Come on in!"

"No, it's okay."

"Okayy." He drawled, looking at me expectantly.

"When you did your laundry at our house .."

"Yes?"

"Uh. Did you by chance take a pair of Jake's underwear?"

"Jake's underwear?" Edward asked, walking near.

"Not really underwear but they're like short pants." I murmured.

"Short pants?" Jaz asked.

"There's something red on the butt, like a pomegranate?" I explained.

"I haven't seen anything like that."

"Me neither." Edward said.

"No? Okay. But if you found them, could you bring them back? They're really important." I said.

"Sure." Jaz smiled.

"Bye." I waved.

"Be safe!" Jaz waved back.

I take another look around their house. Then I spotted it!

Fuck. Emmett is wearing it.

Edward and Jasper looked at him, too. Edward snickered.

"Hey! Em! Take those off!" Jasper shouted.

"What?" Em asked.

"Those boxers!"

"Why? This yours?"

"Bella is looking for it."

Em blushed but scurried out of the room.

Few moments later, he handed it to me. Gross.

"Thanks!" I shouted and rushed out of the house. I need to wash this quickly.

After I washed and dried it, I neatly fold it on our cabinet.

"Thank God. It was so hard to get." I mumbled.

"You really want a child that much?" Jake asked.

"Oh!" I jumped, surprised. "Uh, yeah." I said, blushing.

"Okay then. I'll wear them." He said, hugging me.

"It's okay. You don't have to. I'm just –"

"I will. Let's go to the doctor's one more time."

My eyes widened. "Really?"

"Yes." He said, nodding.

"Thanks, Jakey! I love you! I love you!" I pecked his lips over and over.

Jacob's POV

Fuck. What the hell did I just said? Oh, no. I can't take them back now. Shit! Shit! Shit! I mean, how could I?

"Oh, Bellsie? I just got carried away with your emotions and I didn't mean it."

Yeah, right. Nice going, Black.

I groaned loudly in exasperation. Good thing she's asleep.

I walked towards our kitchen to get some beers.

There are notes that are posted on our fridge.

"You can be a mother, Isabella Swan – Black!"

"You have to be strong!"

"Things to eat to get pregnant: "

I sighed. She still blames herself. She thinks it's her fault. Fuck. Should I tell her? No. She would leave me. But I can't just let her blame herself all damn time! I need to talk to my friends about this. I should make them agree to this.

Plan C. Talk to them individually.

Edward first. He's the most stubborn out of the four of us. Jasper's next. Emmett's last because he is the most gullible. Thank goodness for that.

I called Edward. He answered after a few rings.

"What is it?" He asked, groggily.

"I need to talk to you. I'm fucking desperate."

Wee. Cliffie! (again)

I hate Jacob here. Why doesn't he just tell her? He's too damn selfish!

JSYK, I have no idea how this sperm donation works, too. Will Jake drink those sperms? Will he inject them? So, if anyone has heard about this, please PM me. Thanks!

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