Prompt: An LJ comment concerning Watson's opinion of Batman's costume - specifically Holmes wearing Batman's costume. The result:
A/N: I just... I don't even...
"Well, Watson, how do I look?"
"Absolutely not, Holmes! Take that off this instant!"
"I admit the cloak may be a bit much, but-"
"The whole thing is a bit much, Holmes! And-is that a deerstalker on your chest?"
"It's my personal logo. And I've already instructed Lestrade, in the event of a crime, to project the image of the deerstalker onto-"
"This has gone too far! I don't care how successful Mr. Wayne is with his methods, you were doing perfectly well before you heard of them! I will have nothing to do with this nonsense!"
"Why Watson, I always thought you enjoyed dramatic flair more than I."
"Holmes, if you continue down this path of insanity, I shall... I shall tell your brother."
"...you wouldn't."
"I would."
"...can we at least keep the Holmesmobile?"
"...I suppose... maybe for emergencies only."
"Excellent!"
"And we're not painting on a deerstalker."
"Oh."