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Deranged Fruit: the above disclaimer I wrote just for you. This chapter you might find out what our Mr. Potter is up to, but maybe not. he wasn't smirking at he was smirking at draco. No not one of these harry gone evil fics. Sorry, I am going to put ginny in this chapter just for you.

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Harry woke up and blearily and started swatting blindly at his alarm clock. Once grabbing hold of it he threw it across the room where as if by magic (a/n: hehe as if by magic) it bounced off and rolled around still buzzing rather loudly. Harry could have slapped himself, nearly every morning he would forget that it wasn't a muggle alarm clock, that it was magic and charmed so it wouldn't break.

He got out of bed, grab his wand and being it way too early in the morning for his liking 'accioed' it into his hands and muttered 'silencio' (sp?). Harry had nearly forgotten why he had gotten up at 6:30 on a Sunday. Upon remembering he almost let out a little high pitched girly squeak of excitement, that is, almost.

He opened the door and trudged across the hall towards the bathroom. He opened the door, walked in, striped and climbed into the nice hot shower. Oh he was going to have so much fun, he had waited for this for practically two months and now he would finally be able to do it; that is if he did it right.

Harry stepped out of the shower totally pumped and ready to go. He walked down the stairs, across the almost completely dark common room and out the portrait hole, the fat lady grumbling about early risers.

He looked down at his watch; he had finally gotten it to work again after its plunge into the lake in fourth year. 'shit' he swore, it was now 7:00 and he was behind schedule, if he wanted to make it to the kitchens on time he'd really have to hurry if he didn't want ot be late. Make that run, he'd never be able to get there just walking.

Harry took off at near breakneck speed bursting through the huge oak doors and across the hall. The few people there looked at him strangly then went back to whatever they were doing. Once again, he burst through another set of doors and almost ran right into the painting of the bowl of fruit. Panting, he wearily tickled the pear and dragged himself into the kitchens. Before he was able to sit down at a table, a squeal erupted from somewhere behind him and before he knew it he was flat on his stomach and something was holding him tightly around the middle.

Harry didn't have to think twice to know what it was. 'dobby!' he exclaimed dislodging the house elf from his back; just the house elf I wanted to see. 'o.k., now, I have a job for you. You see this vile' and with that he held up a glass vial filled with pinkish colored liquid inside. ' I need you to get this to draco malfoy, do you understand?' 'yes, harry potter sir, but why does you want to do that sir.' Because dobby I am going to get him back for everything that he has done to us over the past five years' 'and think of it this way, dobby, by delivering this and making sure he takes it, you will be getting him back too, for all the times he or his family were horrible to you.'

Dobby looked at him, as if he was trying to figure out if this was the right thing to do, or not. 'I don't knows sir, dobby will try' 'o.k., thanks a bunch dobby, I would really appreciate it if you did that.'

Harry walked across the hall and sat down at the gryffindor table unable to keep the huge smile off his face.

The doors opened and a red head came over to him and sat down. 'Hey, ginny' harry said smiling at her, 'hey, harry.' She leaned in and whispered 'did you do it yet, when are you going to do it, did it work? Harry leaned in too and said 'I don't know yet, I gave it to dobby and he said he would try to do it. I hope it does though.' 'This is going to be so funny if it works, god, I can't wait.'

Just then ron and hermione came through the doors. 'Oh, I forgot to ask you, who are you going to make him fall in love with' ginny asked. 'Hermione.'