Dead and Gone: My Immortal 2

by Beanstalks

In a fan-sequel of the original Tara Gilesbie story, Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way will face the evil wizard Voldemort. Enoby must travel through time to rescue her friends before Voldemort can get to them. Can our SRSLY Goffick Gurl save the day?

6. Chapta Sicks

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I wuz on da floor again. This time, my eyes opened limpidly to see Tom Rid and Dubleodore.

"What happen?" Dumbledore asked.
"Let's look," I said.

We hid behind a bush and looked around. Lupid wuz ther wif a girl. She had short hair with purple streaks, some red streaks, balak compat boots, black leather jeans, a black leather jacket and a blak top that sed "I 3 Vampirez" and had a picture of Avril Lavigne of her purse.
"O Loopin," she said. "I luv u."
"Oh Trunks." He said. Dey frenched.
"Did u get the professor's job at da school yet?"
"No, not yet. But I promise, when I due, I will marry u."

They frenched. I started 2 feel sick bcuz he was a pedo and he spied on me, but also bcuz he loved Snape. Maybe if he stayed with Tonks, he wouldn't b evil.

I told Dubleodore 2 hire him. I said, "I am from da future. If you hire him, he will be da best teacher ever."
"Oh, u think so?" Dumbleore asked. He walked over 2 Lupin. "Congradulations, you have got da job."
"Hooray!" Lupin sed, and kissed Tunks. "At wut school?"
"Hogwarts."
Lupin and Tonks gasped. Tonks said, "Oh no, you'll b 2 far away 4 us 2 date."
"But this is a gr8 skull (geddit) 4 our kids." Lupin said sadfully.
"No. It's either me or da skull, lol."
"I choose the skull."

Tonks slapped him and walked away. I knew that I had made him turn evil. Then, I remembered.
"Tom," I said. "You look like Tom Satan Bombadil. Are u...?"
"Ha ha ha," Tom laughed. Suddenly, he turned into a bald man with red eyes and no nose and dark clothes with sum blak nail polish. "Thine has red thou's mind and found this form to b amusing, and bcame Tom Rid. Now thine shalt recruit Lupin as a Death Dealer."
"No, plz, no!"
"He will b a pervert like you knew him bcuz I will change his mind. He will no loneger b goffic."
"F*CK," I said, and watched as he pushed Dumbledore down and talk 2 Lupin. I grabbed Dumbledore by da arm and wound up the time toner.

Now I wuz in a hot land full of red sand. A few men with no shirts and some robes came by and they were holding up a thing with a person inside it. The thing wuz that thing that is like a carriage but pple hold it up and walk with it. The men were wearing black eyeliner and their robes had pentagram-shaped holes in them.

And in the thing they were holding up was....B'loody Mary!