Toast: Uhm…UMM!!...DYUAISGHDFTRH!! Okay. Got my hyperness out. WAIT! I NEED IT BACK! UWAHHH!
Muffin: …Alright while she's trying to find her hyperness… we both took a weird quiz thinger and hers said she's supposed to marry Ed… Mine said I'm to marry Al! –huggles Al- I LUFFLES YOU AL!!! –clears throat- Right. Uhh… So, back to you, Toast!!
Toast:…Okay. I'm hyper now. –breathes deeply- This is Toast. IT'S MY TURN! XD Now forr…
THE LETTER C! w00t!
Oh and before we begin... I LUVVELS YOU EDO! -glomps-
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# 3- C
Can I…?
By He-Didn't-Betray-Us
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It was just another normal day for our chibi alchemist friend, Edward Elric.
…Well, as normal as his day could be, anyway.
So, Edward was in his room reading a book about the Philosopher's Stone...again. But he hadn't read this one before. And it seemed to be a lot more informative than the others...ZOMG A KITTY!
Heck, I'm turning into Alphonse.
"Shut up, would you?" Ed growled.
…O.O….You can hear m- erm, us?
"Duh." Ed rolled his eyes.
Sheesh. Meanie. Anyway, Ed was reading, weren't you Ed?
"I am reading, doofus."
Suddenly a bunch of rabid squirrels ran up to Ed and stared at him menacingly. Get the picture, Ed?
"EEP! OKAY I GET IT I GET IT!"
And thus, the squirrels disappeared. Now, back to the day that….
….erm…that would give away the story. So, back to Ed's 'normal' day.
Edward was just about to read a really good part (What? Some kind of suspense novel? O.O) when suddenly Alphonse burst through the door.
"EEK!" Ed shrieked (Yes Ed. Shrieked) and dropped his book. Oh darn.
"Nii-san, can I have this kitty?" Al pleaded, and held out the adorable kitty-ness that was the kitteh. 8D
Yeah, I know I have mental problems. Deal with it.
Ed shook his head. "No, Al. How many times do I have to tell you this?"
Al looked sad and walked out with the kitty. Ed picked his book back up and tried to find his place. Unfortunately, it was like 1,723,891,323,213,627,836,128,731,293,231 pages thick, so it was going to take a while.
….Sigh.
But THEN, Winry came through the door. Ed looked up. "Yeees?" he said.
Winry said, "Can I borrow a book?"
Ed twitched but then said. "Sure." And so, Winry took a book. Woo.
Ed went back to flipping……..Sigh…….
BUT THEN!
ENVY came through the door. WTF?
Envy pointed at Ed. "Hey, chibi! Can I kill you!?"
Ed twitched and snapped, "NO! You cannot!"
Envy sulked out of the room. Weird.
And so, Ed was….well…you got it by now, right?
BUT THEEEN!
Sasuke came through the door and looked around. He saw Ed.
"Hey, you got a map?" he asked.
Ed glared at him. "Yeah.."
Sasuke said "Can I borrow it? I got the wrong story.."
Ed threw the map at his face. He was getting fed up with this Can I? crap.
"Thanks man." And with that, Sasuke walked out……Is he a hippy?
While I'm pondering this, Ed will continue flipping through his book. Rawr.
Ed was randomly looking at the pretty pictures that were also in the book. Oooooh, purdy.
Ed was so distracted that he didn't notice Riza come through the door.
"Hey Ed! Can I borrow this?" She held up a book.
Ed twitched again but said "Sure.."
And Riza walked out with the book. Woo!
And now, back to Ed and his flipping. He was now on page….
The door slammed open. AGAIN.
"CAN I HUG YOU!?" some random guy asked. Yes. I said guy.
Ed twitched…again…and said. "NO NOW GET THE &#! OUT!"
And the dude left.
And so, Ed looked back at the book. He was one page away from his page when….
BUBBLEGUM AND PONIES FELL FROM THE SKY! WOOT!
….Yeah. Not really.
But hey, I have the power right:D
Okay okay. So what REALLY happened was…
THE DOOR OPENED!...Again……
And this time everyone who had asked Ed a question came in. And all asked at once. So Ed was surrounded by "Can I.." this and "Can I.." that. Finally, Ed got so fed up he yelled (and if you've ever heard Ed yell….well…you get my point..) "SHUT THE HELL UP!"
And everyone was silent.
Ed growled. "The next person who says the words 'Can I' is going to die."
And suddenly, Roy came through the magical door, being stalked by rainbows.
….Don't ask.
But Roy looked at Ed and said… "Yo, FullMetal. Can I--?"
But Roy was cut off when Ed rawred at him and flew at him and began biting off his arms and legs.
And that, my dear friends, was the end of Roy Mustang. A rabid death by a chibi. THE END!
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For all you Roy fangirls, it is Kailee's fault he's dead. Blame her. :D She picked Roy and rabid death. XD
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And here's our random chatty thingerr!
Toast: SOOO?! How'd you liiike itt? I think it's horrible. –sniffle-
Muffin: MWAHAHAHAHAHA!! PAYBACK ON ROY!!!!!!
Toast: … o.O…
Muffin: And I LUFFLED eet! Yay!
Toast: WOO!
Muffin: Hey Edo-kuuuuuun!?
Ed::Answering machine:: -Hi, you've reached Ed. I is currently eating Roy. Please leave a message after the beep.- Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep…
Both: O.O……
Muffin: Uhmm… Right well, Edo-kun? Can I—AUGH! -and so she faced the horrible death of being eated by Edo… Wow…-
Toast: Uh… you know she was supposed to marry your brother… right?
Al: -runs in- BROTHER!! WHAT DID YOU DO?!
Ed: -wipes mouth- … um… -runs away-
Al: BROTHER!!
Ed: -hides behind Toast-
Toast: Uhh… Ed didn't do anything!! No! Muffin just… went to the store! Yeah!
Ghost: -rises from the dead… ooohhh aaahh…- TOAST! YOU BIG MEANIE!!! –runs away crying-
Muffin: -walks in, eating an apple, with a grocery bag.- Hey guys! What's up?
Everyone: O.O
Muffin: …What?
Al: -hugs Muffin-
Muffin: … Eh?
Ed and Toast: …O.O… -faints Romeo and Juliet style-
Muffin: Can someone explain things to me? Ugh. Whatever. Please review!!