-very mad at Muffin right now- She was bugging ME about one of MY stories, and yet SHE won't work on THIS one!!!!!
…so I'm going to. HA!
Yeah…I changed my real screen name, too. I am now Riku Obsessive. :D
…woo
This is two separate one-shots, cause they're both short and I couldn't pick one…
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#4 – D
Part Number One
Demyx
By Riku Obsessive (Jess)
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"Crapcrapnonono! x x x x !! TRIANGLE! X! Down down down...CU- FRICK!" Tap, click, tappity clickity…:D
The noises from the living room. Ah, wonders of life…
"Gotcha now!"
"JKDSHUETWHJDSJ!!!!" FWOOSH! CRASH! REOWR!
"Ed, what are you doing in there?" Roy called from the kitchen. Yes, Roy. No, this is not RoyEd (no matter how much I love it :D) this is just Ed and Al living with Roy until they find somewhere else to stay. So, yeah. Roy got no reply.
"Edward, I asked you a question…" Roy said, walking through the doorway to say a shattered window, little glass shards on the floor, and Ed glaring heatedly at the TV screen. Which had two options on it. 'Continue' or 'Load Game'.
"I can't freaking BEAT this guy!" Ed growled, still glaring at the screen.
Roy looked confused. "Who, Sora? I thought you played So-"
"No, not Sora, you ding-dong! Demyx!"
Roy stared. "…….Isn't he like…one of the easie-"
"Shut up!" Ed shouted at him, throwing the game case at his head.
"EEP!" Roy ducked and it fell in the pancake batter.
"CRAP!" Ed shouted again, and started pacing, muttering to himself.
"What now?" Roy sighed.
Ed muttered something.
Roy blinked. "Fwah?"
"I said 'I threw the controller out the window and now the case is ruined, what am I gonna do?' " Ed grumbled.
Roy blinked and walked over to the window. There was, in fact, a small black controller on the top of a pile of garbage….maybe the kitties would eat it.
"Well…I have another controller…" Roy said slowly, unsure if he could give it to Ed. That controller was his pwecious, he didn't want it thrown out teh scawy window of DEWM!
Ed grinned. "Really!? Thanks, Mustang!" And Ed followed Roy to get it.
….
A few minutes later…
….
"Dance, water, dance!"
"Oh not this again…"
Roy heard from the living room…again.
"Gotcha now!"
"STFU, BSTRD!" Roy blinked. The hell..?
"Uhh…Ed?" Roy looked back into the living room where, once again, a lazy looking Sora was standing with the words 'Continue' or 'Load Game'.
"I STILL can't beat him!" Ed shouted glaring at the screen. "Well, fukkyuu Demyx."
Roy sighed. "Ed, it's a ga-"
Ed glared at him. "Don't. You. Dare. Say. That." Ed bit out each word. "Sora and Riku are as REAL as ME!"
Roy stared at him. "…but you're not real…"
Ed gave him a look that said 'Duh, genius'. "Exactly." And he selected 'Continue'.
And Roy sat down on the couch to watch.
…
A few more minutes later
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"Triangle! X, x, x, x triangle, x, x, x tri- FNICK!" Ed had lost. Again.
Roy gave him a weird look. Fnick…?
Ed threw the controller on the ground and glared at it. "I give up, you freakish Organization. Happy?"
"Nope!"
Ed blinked. "Whoa, now I'm hearing voices…"
"Nu-uh…It's me Ed…"
Ed looked scared. "Oh my Gawd…IT'S XEMNAS! HE'S COME TO KILL ME!" Ed screeched, running in circles.
Roy stared at him. "Ed…that was Al." He pointed over his shoulder at Al, who waved.
Ed slowed down, and finally stopped. "…..I knew that…."
Al looked at the half-dead-looking Sora on the screen. "Hey…can I try, Ed?"
Ed stared at Al. "Sure, but don't expect to beat Demyx. You've never played before."
Al smiled. "Okay." He took the controller and 'Continue'd.
Perhaps 5 minutes later
"See, Al, I told you you weren't gonna-"
Fwooosshhh… (Y'know, the slow motion sound it makes when you beat someone:D)
…silence.
Al blinked. "Wow, that was easy. And fun. I see why you like this game now, Ed." And he handed him the controller and walked away, leaving Roy cracking up and Ed sputtering with a controller in his hands behind him.
Teh Endness. .
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#4 – D
Part Number Two
Ding-Dong
By Riku Obsessive
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Roy was in his kitchen, making dee-lish pancakes, because that was what he was in the mood for. In the other room, he had turned on his Rascal Flatts CD out of boredness, and it was playing 'Love You Out Loud' and he was singing along….
…really badly, and very loud. In his yellow with pink and green polka dotted apron.
Scary thought, no?
Anyway, he was singing the chorus at the moment. It sorta went like this.
I'm gonna stand on a rooftop
Climb up a mountaintop
Baby, scream and shout
I wanna sing it on the radio,
Show it on a –
"DING-DONG!"
Roy jumped about three feet in the air, his apron flying off. What the..?
"DING-DONG!"
Roy looked around the kitchen, but no one was there besides himself.
"DING. DONG."
Roy huffed and stomped out of the kitchen. He looked around the living room.
Empty.
"DING. FRICKIN. DONG."
Roy growled, stalking upstairs. Still nothing.
"DING. FRICKITY. DONG, MUSTANG!"
Wait…Roy knew that voice…
He rushed to his front door and opened it, just as Edward was shouting something.
"DI- oh, hiya Mustang."
Roy blinked at him. "Fullmetal…were you making doorbell noises?"
Ed nodded. "Uh-huh. 'Cause you don't have one…"
Roy rolled his eyes. "Well that's 'cause I don't want one..."
Ed blinked at him. "How do you know people are at your door?"
Roy stared. "Uh…knocking?"
Ed gasped. "But…but…but….what about the poor tree?"
Roy stared some more. "Edward….the tree is dead…"
Ed started sobbing. "THAT DOESN'T MEAN IT DOESN'T HAVE FEELINGS! YOU'RE EVIL, MUSTANG!" And he ran away crying.
Roy stared after him, before shouting. "YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT! RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN, YOU….YOU…DING-DONG!"
Official End :D
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Yush, I do love Kingdom Hearts and Organization XIII. Why do you ask? n.n
So? Was it wicked osm? Yeah, it wasn't, I know.
…No Muffin-Toast talk, sorry.
R&R anyway, perleaaasee…
Or Demyx will beat you with his sitar. O: Yeah, not really…
….But R&R anyway…I'll stop now…