"Ok everyone lets put some more beat in this dance, how bout we play some Fergie mainly her song Clumsy. What do you guys say?"
"What the fuck did you to my Wan Wan?"
"What do you mean what did I do to your Wan Wan? I didn't do shit to that git.
"You knew that song would piss him off, so why did you sing it? You also knew that dancing with Draco would piss him off even more, and then you go and let him kiss you and you kiss back in front of Ron. He had every right to get pissed at you."
"Really, really Lavender, you think this is all my fault! Wow you really are dense. I'll let you in on a little secret ok, see I don't know what Ron told you that night I caught you guys nearly fucking, but me and him had been dating for a year, to that day. I'm pretty sure he told you that me and him weren't dating anymore, but he lied we were dating! I walked in on you and Ron half naked on the common room floor, on mine and his one year annervisery, so tell what would make me think that this is all my fucking fault."
"Really you think I'm going to believe what you fucking say your a lying a slut why would I believe you?"
"UGH LAVENDER YOU ARE WORSE THAN RON! I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK BUT I KNOW FOR A FACT I'M NOT THE FUCKING SLUT, YOU HAVE SLEPT WITH NEARLY HALF OF THE GUYS OR AT LEAST TRIED TO SLEEP WITH THEM BUT FAILED IN THIS WHOLE SCHOOL! AT LEAST I CAN WALK AROUND WITH ENOUGH PRIDE KNOWING I DON'T DO WHAT YOU DO AND THROW MYSELF ON EVERYONE. SO ONE GET THE HELL OUT OF MY FACE AND TWO RON ISN'T EVEN WORTH MY TIME ANYMORE. THE WHOLE FUCKING REASON I SANG THE SONG SO EVERYONE WOULD KNOW THAT HE WAS PISSED THAT I DUMPED HIS SORRY ASS AND HE DIDN'T WANT TO LOOSE ME AND STILL CARES ABOUT ME. I WANTED TO MAKE SURE EVERYONE KNEW THAT IT WASN'T RON WHO BROKE UP WITH ME, IT WAS ME THAT BROKE UP WITH HIM. HE HAD NO RIGHT TO SAY ANY OF THAT STUFF TO ME WHEN I WAS DANCING WITH DRACO HE DOESN'T OWN ME, AND I CAN DO WHAT I WANT. SO YOU CAN LEAVE NOW CAUSE WE'RE TRYING TO HAVE FUN, AND WHEN YOU GET BACK TO YOUR WAN WAN YOU CAN TELL HIM THAT ME AND DRACO ARE NOW DATING! NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!"
"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU MOVE ON THAT FAST YOU ARE A SLUT."
Back at the Gryffindor common room
"What, what do you mean she's now dating Malfoy!"
"Ron why do you care your dating me now? You shouldn't care who she is dating now.?"
"Really are you that dumb? I don't like you Lavender I like Hermione I always will. You are nothing but a whore Lavender, Hermione hasn't tried to sleep around with every guy in Hogwarts. I just needed a good shag and that's where you came in."
"What how could you, are telling me what Hermione said about you and her dating that night was true. I can't believe it I hate you Ron I can't believe I thought you really cared about me."
"Well you thought wrong I don't I'm in love with Hermione. I'll always be in love with Hermione, and if I can't have her then no one else can."
"Wow you are a real git I should've known that Hermione wasn't lying, she never does. Well good luck trying to stop her from dating Draco cause she doesn't deserve him. She doesn't have pure blood, so I guess if you need help with your plan. I'm better for Draco than she will ever be, so what's your plan to end the relationship?"
"I don't know yet but trust me I'll think of something. She'll never see what's coming to her, nothing is going to stop me from getting Hermione."