Me- I'm Jekyll
Tripp- And I'm Tripp
Both- And welcome to the Yet Another Game Show!
Me- I would like to thank the reviewers with their dares! So let's get started!
*Enters the main cast aka Light, L, Near, Mello, Matt, Mastuda, Misa.*
Mello- Shit….another fanfic…
Matt- another dare fanfic….
Me- Get over yourselves; the dares are not 'That' bad
Tripp- the first review is from .kyo
Me: Awesome name! Anyway this is what they said:
Hey I have some dares for you guys.
Mello: you can't eat chocolate for 2 minutes. No exceptions.
Matt: Here is a pack of cigarettes *they are actually the exploding ones*
Matsuda: dont have one for you, be fortunate.
L: Kiss light and enjoy it!
Light: We all know you are gay so admit it to the world.
Misa: die by pigs.
Near: Dye your hair some outrageous color and dress up as a clown. Then sneak behind someone and scare the carp out of them.
Thats all for now!
Bailee
Me- ok soo Mello no chocolate!
Mello- *quits noming on chocolate* WHAT!
Me- That's right now hand over the chocolate. It's only for 2 minutes. *holds hand out*
Mello- *glares* Fine *hands over chocolate*
Me- *glares right back* All of the chocolate!
Mello- *curses under breath as he hands over all of his chocolate from his jacket.*
Tripp- Let's see how long you will last.
Matt- he going to kill someone, most likely Jekyll.
Me- I would love to see him try.
*30 seconds*
Mello- I miss you chocolate. *cries a bit but manly*
*Minute*
Mello- *eye twitchs* I WANT MY CHOCOLATE!
*minute and ½*
Mello- *has hold of Near and starts beating him*
Near: WHY ATTACK ME! I DIDN'T DO IT YOU MELODRAMATIC OVER REACTOR!
Matt: Melloo…put Near down! Ok you got 30 more seconds ok then you can get your chocolate…just chill…
Me- *just laughs at the situation*
Tripp: Mello if you don't put Near down, I will make you and You will never get your chocolate back, Got it?
Mello- *puts Near down* Fine….*grabs random knife and throws it at me*
Me- WHAT THE BEEP YOU BEEP BEEP BEEP *holds a 12 gauge shotgun to his head* I like you and all but DON'T YOU EVER THROW ANOTHER KNIFE AT ME AGAIN!
Matt: Mello here is your chocolate, your dare is done.* steals from my jacket, hands over chocolate*
Mello: *noms on chocolate* They call me short tempered…Jesus girl, no need to try to kill me.
Me: YOU STARTED IT FIRST YOU-
Tripp: Ok so moving on…Here Matt, here is some cigarettes that .kyo gave you.
Matt: Thanks! *puts one in his mouth and lights it, then it explodes, leaving his face black*
Matt: The fuck just happened to me? 0.0
Mello: Those cigarettes explode when you light them. A bit Loony Toon if you ask me, but it is funny to see your face though!
Matt:*growls* that was not funny *rubs the black stuff of his face*
The group: *bust out laughing*
Me: *wiping the laughter tears out of eyes* that was great! Soo what is next?
Tripp: *slightly out of breath from laughing* Congarts Matsuda, you don't have a dare!
Matsuda: ^.^ YAY
Tripp: Well L, you have to kiss Light.
L: *Drops fork onto the plate with strawberry cake on it* 0.o
Me: Yes you have to kiss Light, or else!
L: *moves closer to Light* Ok….
Light: 0.0
L: *leans in for the kiss*
Light: *leans in for the kiss as well*
Me: you guys are taking wayyy to long! *uses awesome author power and forced the kiss on them*
Tripp: Is that L's first kiss?
Me: I dunno, never asked.
*After a couple of minutes*
L: Light-kun tastes strangely like cake
Light: You taste of a Diabetic.
L: 14% chance of that happening
Light: *scowls*
L: Ok 15 percent and you are at 30 percent of being Kira.
Light: That's not fair-
Me: before we have a shout match here, the next part is Light, you have to announce to the world that you are gay.
Tripp: Wait you're gay? 0.o
Me: He has to be I mean come on, his last name spelled backwards is 'Im-a-gay'!
Tripp: Oh ok, makes sense, Light do it in front of all of your fangirls!
Light: Never. I'm not gay, it is just a coincidence.
Me: *gives him evil look and brings the 12 gauge out*
Light: FINE! *steps out on a random stage* I'm sorry ladies but I'm gay.
Fangirls: *some faint, but most went fangirl squeal, and starts taking pictures* YAY YAOI!
Me: Oh Dear. *drags Light back by his ear*
Light: Ow that hurts!
Me: Get over it!
Light: NEVER! *No reaction from me* Fine…..*glares in my direction*
Tripp: Ok so Misa.
Misa: Yes Tripp?
Tripp: come this way
Misa: Yes Misa Misa will follow you.
Everyone: O.o …ok…
Tripp: *stops at the pen filled with man-eating pigs* Bye Misa *shoves Misa into the pit*
Misa: *lots of screams*
Me: wow…a lot of people don't like her do they?
Matt: Yeah….*plays his PSP*
*after a couple of minutes of screaming, there is none*
Tripp: she is dead now!
Me: *revives her with the awesome author powers*
Misa: *clings to Light* Misa-Misa don't like pigs…they're scary….*Light rolls his eyes*
Tripp: Last dare before the end. OK so Near, we are going to dye your hair orange.
Near: *drops toy* No
Me: you have to. Or it is surrounded by your fangirls, drenched in chocolate. Which is it going to be?
Near: Fine I'll do it…*follows me to the other room with all of the dyes*
L: What is the dare?
Tripp: Well….he has to dress up as a clown and scare people…I personally don't like clowns but I'm not scared of them.
*Near and I come out of the room and he is dressed as a clown, a very creepy one at that.*
Near: I feel ridiculous. I should sue….(Princess Diaries line, I don't own it either)
Me: You can't too bad! Ok so all you have to do is go up behind to some people and tap them on the shoulder, that is it.
Near: Ok *goes to a random group of people that happen to have the phobia of clowns, he taps a guy on the shoulder*
Random dude: OMFG IT IS CLOWN! *screams like a 5 year old girl and faints*
*the rest of the group runs in circles except one*
Random girl: DIE YOU CLOWN! *starts beating him with her purse, Near runs away, hoping she didn't follow him*
Near: never again…*growls, a bunch of bruises are forming*
Mello: so the sheep does have emotion, who knew? *laughs at the bruises and continues noming on chocolate.*
Tripp: I'm sorry Near, blame her *points at me and then hugs him*
Me: Tripp is a Near fan…very rare I know…
Mello: The sheep got what he deserves. He kinda looks like an Oompa Loompa if you think about it.
Matt: Their skin is orange not white…
Mello: But still…
Me: Ok so that is the end of this episode.
Tripp: Until next time, please send reviews.