Atticus and Patch went to see Superman and Krypto. Patch greeted Krypto and exclaimed, "Krypto!" Superman then greeted Atticus and wished him a happy birthday. Suddenly, robots appeared and began heading towards them. Atticus confidently declared that he had it under control and he and Superman began to fight off the robots with their fists.
The two heroes punched away at the robots, showing their strength and bravery. Despite the chaos, Atticus remained calm and collected, proving himself to be a capable hero. Patch watched in awe as the two heroes worked together to defeat the robots and save the day.
In the end, Atticus and Superman emerged victorious, having successfully defeated the robots.
Meanwhile
Always sunny in Metropolis. That much is clear with the sun beaming as the Cosmic Buddies drove down the road to the big city. Even from here they could see the Daily Planet building.
Emma had wide eyes. "Woah. What a big place."
Savannah chuckled. "The biggest if the news says anything."
Emila had her arms crossed. "A bit crowded for my tastes."
Emma looked at her brother. "Ummm….. What happens if bad guys show up?"
Angry Luigi perked up. "Don't worry. Who'd be crazy enough to start trouble in Superman's city?"
They failed to notice a whoopee cushion in the middle of the road, and as their car ran it over, it exploded in purple smoke. The car flipped, with everyone holding on and screaming.
They make it out, in varying states of dizziness. Bill shouted "What the hell was that?!"
A voice rings out. "Can't take a joke can you? Well, we've got a few more tricks up our sleeves. Hahahahahahaha!"
Suddenly walking out of the smoke was none other than the Joker himself, with Harley Quinn at his side. The Cosmic Buddies ready themselves, only to notice the growing mass of Giganta emerging from the grass. Looking up, they see the Penguin flying down with a helicopter umbrella, and from behind the car walked out Black Manta, followed by Cheetah.
Angry Luigi muttered "Sweet mother of mayhem…."
Savannah grunted. "Ok. Anyone else care to show up?!"
"Actually…." Looking up, obscured by the sun, they see the approaching visage of…. General Zod!
"I had to say something…."
Zod's voice boomed. "Humans. You have one chance to surrender and come with us quietly. I will not ask again."
Angry Luigi quivered, but he spoke up. "No way Zod!"
Zod stared at him. "So be it." His eyes glowed red, as Angry Luigi barely dodged his laser eyes. The villains charge.
Bill barely got out of the way of Penguin's umbrella, now sporting a blade. He spotted a metal rod on the ground and picked it up, posing like a fencer.
Penguin grinned. "Wawawawa, en garde."
The two dueled, clinging and clanging ringing the air. Penguin swiped down, and bill blocked, pushing it away and jabbing at Penguin. Penguin and Bill pointed their weapons at one another, and the blade retracted from the umbrella and purple gas puffed out. Bill choked on the gas, and fell to the floor.
Penguin sighed. "Simple commoner. When will they ever learn?"
Jason turned to Black Manta, who twirled a harpoon in his hands as his helmet's eyes glowed. Jasson went in and tried to kick him, only to be blocked by the harpoon. It spun and he went to the floor, rolling out of the way as Black Manta brought it down on top of him. Getting up, Jason hit him on the side, Manta grunting at the blows. He turned his head and lasers shot out from his helmet, Jason barely leaping out of the way.
Jason wheezed. "This isn't fair. You have lasers and a harpoon."
Black Manta chuckled. "I don't play to be fair. I play to win."
Jason took a stance, but was whacked on the back of the head by a brick-filled rubber chicken. He fell to the floor, unconscious.
Black Manta sounded peeved. "Really Harley? It was my fight."
Ms. Quinn giggled. "Sorry. Couldn't help it." Manta sighed.
Emila turned around and found Cheetah pouncing her, but she teleported at the last minute. Cheetah snarled and lashed out with her claws, which Emila narrowly dodged and blasted lightning at her. Cheetah leaped out of the way, proving to be quite agile.
Cheetah purred. "A tough one aren't you? You'll make a worthy hunt.?"
Emila retorted "Sorry, but not in the mood for being mounted on a wall. Though I could use a new rug." She conjured magic saws and launched them.
Cheetah dodged two and crushed the third in her claws, rushing to close the gap. Emila tried icing the ground to stop her, but she kept running using her claws. Emila lifted her with her wand and tossed her away, but she landed on her feet.
"Hehehehe. So it is true. Cats do land on their feet." Emila turned to whoever said that, and was met with a cloud of gas. She coughed, but quickly found this guy's joke to be absolutely hilarious. She laughed and laughed, unable to stop as she collapsed to the floor.
Cheetah stared at the Joker. "What's wrong kitty? Cat got your tongue? Hahahahaha!"
Cheetah grinted. She should come to expect this of him by now.
Zod flew to Angry Luigi, who placed a metal cap on becoming Metal Angry Luigi and braced himself. Zod launched him across the road, and rushed to close the gap as Angry Luigi wound up a punch. His punch landed, but Zod didn't even look fazed, as he punched him away again.
Zod glared. "Fool. I am a son of Krypton. Your superior. I give you one last chance…. Kneel before Zod!"
Angry Luigi shivered, but pulled out his tanuki suit and fire flower. "No thanks. I don't really approve of tyrannical dictators." He flew into the air and pelted Zod with fireballs, the kryptonian lost in the inferno. He wound up a big one, and launched it, creating a great big BOOOOOOM!
Angry Luigi sighed. "Glad that's over."
The fire erupted as Zod shot up into the sky. Angry Luigi shot more fireballs, but Zod either didn't feel it or didn't notice. He lit his laser eyes, sending Angry Luigi plummeting to the ground. He could see Emma and Savannah, struggling in Giganta's hands.
Angry Luigi struggled. "Savannah…. Emma….. "
Zod landed before him. "Like I said, you cannot hope to stop us. You may proceed…. Into oblivion."
Zod grabbed him, flew into the stratosphere, and threw him back down to earth. Angry Luigi could feel the rushing winds, the ground breaking below him, the screams of his friends as they were dragged away, and he knew nothing more.
The aftermath of the Legion's attack could be seen for miles, and fortunately a pair of heroes took notice and were flying there now. These were Hawkgirl and Wonder Woman of the Justice League.
Diana looked at the mess. "By Hera, what could have caused this?"
Hawkgirl looked at the scorch marks on the ground, indicating eye lasers. "Zod."
"Not just Zod." Wonder Woman noticed a few gag toys, claw marks, and giant footprints. "This was a coordinated effort… by the Legion of Doom."
Hawkgirl stared. This was bad. They noticed a smoking crater in the distance and flew towards it. Inside was Angry Luigi, beaten down and unconscious.
All of a sudden, a yellow blur surrounded them, along with maniacal laughter. The blur cleared to reveal…. Reverse Flash and Begmax!
Begmax chuckled. "Thank you for saving me the trouble of finding him and you."
Reverse Flash cackled. "But we'll take it from here."
The two leaguers took a stance, Hawkgirl with her mace and Wonder Woman with her sword and lasso. "Step away from the boy."
Begmax grinned. "No. I think I'll teach you two a lesson in interfering with our business."
Reverse Flash tagged in saying "Try to keep up ladies."
The duos charged.
Reverse Flash punched Wonder Woman and zoomed away, with her trying to keep an eye on him. This proves to be impossible when a yellow blur strikes her again, and again, and again, and again. Wonder Woman shoots into the air, leaving Reverse Flash unable to get her.
Wonder Woman smirked. "Feeling winded?"
Reverse Flash shouted "I'll show you winded!"
He ran in a massive circle, the wind picking up behind him, evolving into a tornado. Wonder Woman was struggling in the wind, being tossed around and forcing her to ground. She pulled out her lasso and hefted her sword.
"What's the matter Thawne? Afraid to take a hit?"
Reverse Flash answered this by charging her, as she tossed her sword right at him. He dodged to the left, and she threw her lasso as he dived away from the sword, binding him. He tries running some more, but Wonder Woman held tight and forced him to his knees.
"Now, why did Zod attack him and his friends?"
The lasso glowed yellow and Reverse Flash responded "I have no idea. I was sent to see if anyone came back. On top of that I was listening to "Friday" on my way here."
Wonder Woman picked up her sword and whacked him on the head with the hilt.
Hawkgirl was the first to strike, whacking Begmax in the chest with her Nth metal mace, and he stumbled back. He retaliated with bolts of fire that Hawkgirl dodged, but used the opportunity to close the gap and punch her several feet back. She holds her ground, heavily breathing.
"You're stronger than I thought, but still as dense as a star."
Begmax grunted. "Then burn in one."
He rushes her, lighting his hands in electricity and fire, and delivers blow after blow. Hawkgirl blocks some and returns some with her mace, which began collecting the electric blows. Seeing this, Hawkgirl gets an idea.
Begmax punches her in the guts, and delivers another punch to her face, sending her back another several feet. He walks to her, grinning.
Hawkgirl rises. She extends her wings and flies. Begmax grins and takes off too. He blasts fireball after fireball, each of which Hawkgirl dodges. "Shocked that you can't keep this bird down?"
"You want shocking?! Here it comes!" Begmax lets loose a torrent of lightning, which Hawkgirl blocks with her mace. The mace begins visibly emitting electricity and energy, and Hawkgirl rushes to Begmax who continues to shoot lightning. His eyes widened as he realizes his mistake.
"Oh sh-"
The mace makes contact with his face, and he plummets into the earth as all of the stored energy in the mace is released. Hawkgirl flies down to the crater he made, and sees him struggling to get up.
"You…. You will never w-"
Hawkgirl smacked him again, knocking him out cold.
Wonder Woman tosses Reverse Flash into the crater with Begmax, leaving Hawkgirl to guard them. She approaches the crater made by Angry Luigi.
" What the?" She asked looking down.
