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As the straw-hat crew dragged Mario's lifeless body off the stage, Luigi entered.
Luigi: Do you guys have a bathroom in here?
Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars…
Luigi: Hello?
Luigi, he stole that hat…
Luigi: What the hell are you talking about? I didn't steal this hat!
Yes you did…
Luigi: Oh yeah? From who!
The CIA…
Just then a bunch of suit wearing people entered the room and tazzed Luigi.
CIA agent: Take that you hat stealing jerk!
They left and Luigi got up.
Luigi: Oww…
Luigi, he thinks Samus Aran is prettier than Daisy…
Daisy: That's a dirty lie!
Luigi: Yeah! I don't think that suit wearing blaster freak is-
He looked around and saw Samus standing right behind them, arms crossed and giving Luigi a death stare.
Luigi: Uh…yeah, Samus is prettier than Daisy…
Daisy: What! You freaky monochrome! It's go time!
Samus and Daisy started to fight for no apparent reason.
Luigi: You Spawn of a Fag! You must have been born dropped on your head!
For your information, I was born in the deepest circle of hell on September 11th…
Luigi: Come out here and show yourself!
You just want to steal my hat…
Luigi: You Freak!
Luigi, he writes those Muhammad cartoons…
Luigi: What the hell are you talk-
Just then a bunch of angry Arabs and Israelis appeared and proceeded to beat the shit out of Luigi.
Now you know, Luigi, the Samus Aran goggling hat-stealer who writes Muhammad cartoons…
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If you've read the news about the Muhammad cartoon upset then you probably got that. Next is lil' old Peach. Ideas will be greatly appreciated.