-1Peach
As Luigi was hulled away by the mob, Peach entered the stage.
Peach: Oh, Darn. I'm lost!
Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars…
Peach: Who are you?
I'm the evil voice of torture…
Peach: You don't sound so evil to me.
I just destroyed every mall in existence…
Peach: NOOOOOO! YOU BASTARD!
Peach, she takes her guards to the toilet with her…
Peach: What? Eww! Why would I do that?
To make sure you don't miss…
Peach: That's the most disgusting thing I've ever-
Guard: Okay, Princess. Time for your bathroom break. And don't worry, we already have guards there to make sure you don't miss again.
Peach blushed red from embarrassment and anger as strangled the guard.
Peach, she's a porn star…
Peach: What! That's insane! Your just saying that!
Oh? Then I guess all of these photos of you I sent all over the kingdom are fake…
Just then, a bunch of photos fell down that had Peach -CENSORED- on them.
Mario: Wow, nice meatballs.
Peach: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU, VOICE!
Really? That wasn't in your whore description…
Peach: AHHH!
Peach, she says Chuck Norris isn't so great…
Everybody: (gasp!)
DK: Blasphemer!
Toad: We must sacrifice her at the almighty Chuck Norris volcano!
They all grabbed Peach and dragged her away, screaming, to the Chuck Norris Volcano.
Now you Know, Peach, the potty missing, Chuck Norris hating Porn star…
Chuck Norris: Did I miss something?
OMG! It's Chuck Norris! (fan girl scream) We love you Chuck Norris!
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Next up is my Favorite Character, Bowser Jr., Anybody want to give ideas are welcome to do so. And if I use your work, Your name (pen name) will be right next to it. So PLEASE R&R!