-1Bowser Jr.
As Peach was being sacrificed for a worthy cause, Bowser Jr. entered the stage.
Bowser Jr.: Now where did papa go…
Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars…
Bowser Jr.: Uh……okay…
Bowser Jr. , he keeps Porn magazines in his room…
Bowser Jr.: What's porn?
Well, err, I-um, well it's like when-
Bowser: Hey Jr.! What are you doing?
Bowser Jr.: This guy is talking about something called "porn"…
Bowser: He what! Don't you dare tell my child that kind of crap!
Make me…
Bowser: Where are you!
Behind that door that says CAUTION: HORROR MOVIE CHARACTER MEETING!…
Bowser: I'm going to get you now you best-
He was interrupted by the sight of all of today's greatest horror movie characters around a circular table.
Freddy: …so I propose that we each get a different country to- Who the hell are you?
Bowser: Uh, a king?
The room door closed as screaming and laughing could be heard on the other side.
Bowser Jr., he failed second grade four times…
Bowser Jr.: Uh…I haven't even been to first grade yet. I'm only four…
What? Oh, damn! This throws everything out of balance! Oh well, I'll just make it up as it goes… Bowser Jr., he has a crush on his sister…
Wendy: What? Jr. you Bastard!
Bowser Jr.: What'd I do?
Wendy: That voice says you have a crush on me!
Bowser Jr.: Yeah, well he also said I failed second grade four times.
Wendy: You haven't even been to second grade yet!
Bowser Jr.: Exactly.
Wendy: …
She left the room.
Uh, Bowser Jr., he ate- wait! Where the hell are you going?
Bowser Jr.: Well, I don't have to sit here wasting my time being insulted by a voice that doesn't even know my age.
He left.
Damnit! This was a complete disaster, I'm ruined, Rui-
Bowser walked back in without a scratch on him.
How the hell did you survive?
Bowser: Simple, I grabbed a girl out of the door way and while they were killing her, I escaped. Hey, what is this place anyway?
The Evil voices un-seeable face grinned evilly…
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Sorry for the lack of good humor on this one, but I needed it to follow up on one of my other stories. Next up is Bowser. Please R&R!