-1Bowser
Bowser was standing on the stage, waiting for his question to be answered.
Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars…
Bowser: Uh, you didn't answer my question.
Bowser, he molests his children…
Bowser: WHAT! YOU $#&$$&$!)#&!
Bowser, he speaks with symbols…
Bowser: That's only because I didn't want to anyone to hear what I was calling you!
Sure you did…
Bowser: You shut up!
No…
Bowser: GRRR!
Bowser, he says he'll give anyone $2 if they kick him in the nuts…
Bowser: Who would be stupid enough to do that for only $2!
Just then, everyone on the face of the planet appeared and started kicking him in the….yeah….
Bowser: OWW! You dip shits stop kicking me in the wiener! I mean it!
Doctor: Congratulations, sir, you're a girl.
Bowser: Those little shits knocked my cock off! OWWWWW!
Bowser, he's broke…
Everyone: What! You turd! You said you would give us money!
Everyone then started kicking him in the -CENSORED-, then went away.
Bowser: You pussies won't live to see tomorrow!
Bowser, he got it on with Peach…
Peach: Damnit, he knows!
Mario: What? You ass-hole! I'm gonna kill you, queer-knocker!
Bowser: Well…your fat!
Mario: …….Well, I know when I'm beat.
He walked off.
Bowser: I hate you, you sex peep'n voice!
I could give a shit…
Bowser: Your gonna be crying to your momma when I'm through with you!
Oh, you mean you?…
Bowser: YOU SUCK!
Bowser, he says horror movies are gay…
The Caution door opened and just about every horror movie villain, ( Freddy, Jason, Leatherface, Michael, Chucky, Pinhead, Hannibal, Jigsaw, Kayako (The Grudge), Candyman, ect.) appeared.
Freddy: It looks like someone could use a little…reassuring.
They started eating him, torturing him, stabbing him with knifes an machetes , chain-sawing his limbs off, summoning bees to attack him, and all that crap.
Now you know, Bowser, the broke child molester that speaks in symbols and hates horror movies…
Chucky: Hey, let's kill that voice next!
Oh, crap…
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