-1Yoshi
After the horror movie charatcters were done killing off Bowser, Yoshi approached the stage.
Yoshi: (humming)
Know your stars, know-
Yoshi: Bwaaa! Who said that?
….Know your-
Yoshi: Bwaaa! There it goes again! Is someone there?
….Know-
Yoshi: Bwaaa!
Oh, shut up you pony-dino!…
Yoshi: Okay.
Now, where was I?…Oh yes. Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars…
Yoshi: No need. I already have a map to the entire northeastern sky right here in-
Not those kinds of stars, bug nuts!…
Yoshi: Oh, okay then.
Yoshi-
Yoshi: Hey! That's me!
…yeah…Yoshi, he's transsexual…
Yoshi: Oh, really? And all this time I thought I was Homosexual…
……Yoshi, He hates eggs…
Eggs: How could you Yoshi! (sniff) I thought that (sniff) we had something real (sniff) special…
Yoshi: Please try to understand, eggs. I love you, but I need some alone time. You know, Yoshi time…
Eggs: Oh Yoshi, I could never stay mad at you.
Yoshi: Oh, eggs!
Eggs: Oh, Yoshi!
They hugged and kissed on the spot.
……this is not right…
Eggs: (gasp). Yoshi, who said that?
Me, the evil voice of torture…
Eggs: (gasp) Oh, so that's your game, is it? Well we're through!
Eggs slapped Yoshi across the face before walking out the door.
Yoshi: …….she digs me.
Yeah…Yoshi, he's green from chloroplast in his skin…
Yoshi: No! That's not true!………Mom says that I'm green because my mom threw up while giving birth.
…Yoshi, he got that saddle from a My Pretty Pony doll…
Yoshi: Yep! Aren't they just adorable?
That's it. Either you get me someone else or I quit…
The sound of walking could be heard as the voice left.
Yoshi: …Sheesh, what a freak.
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