-1Diddy Kong
After Diddy dragged DK's body off the stage, he returned to find out who said that DK wished that he was never born.
Diddy: Hello?
Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars…
Diddy: You only had to say it once!
Yeah, well…your ugly……..Diddy, he bribed himself out of Super Smash Bros. so he wouldn't get beat'n up…(thanks to R.S. Lee)
Diddy: I did not bribe myself out of SSB, dumb-ass!
Oh? Then why do I have this letter from the Master Hand that say's you did?
Diddy: Err- It's a fake!
It is? Oops! Then I probably shouldn't have sent a copy of it to everyone you know…
Diddy: You bastard! I should kick your ass for that!
Well, Diddy, why kick someone's ass if your afraid to be kicked there yourself?…
Diddy: I am not afraid to be kicked in the ass! And I'd like to see anyone try to!
Just then, all of the Mario stars ran in and started to kick his ass.
Diddy: WTF! Stop kick'n my cheeks!
Mario: Well you said you'd like to see us try…
Diddy: GET LOST!
They all ran away.
Diddy, he stole a banana from DK…
Diddy: Why would I steal a banana from that pussy lint!
DK: YOU STOLE MY BANANA! YOU MUST DIE!
Diddy: Oh shit.
DK hit him in he stomach so hard that Diddy spat out thinks that were already digested.
DK: Look! My Banana!
He grabbed the banana and hugged it, then kicked Diddy in the wiener.
Diddy: …..Oww……… I'm okay. You suck, voice!
Diddy, He has a Yoshi shrine in his room… (thanks to Starfighter364)
Diddy: What kind of sick freak would worship that idiot!
Yoshi: You like me Diddy? Well I'll show you how much I like you…
Yoshi then started to drag Diddy, screaming, into the door marked "bedroom".
Now you know, Diddy, the bribing Banana stealer that keeps a shrine of Yoshi…Now…who is my next victim…let's see here…What the…
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The next up is…a surprise….but I'll give you a hint, his/her/it/pickles/Ilikepie initials are M.B. . After that it's Daisy. See you soon…