Toad
After a few days of anti-Daisy therapy, the Know Your Stars studio was back in business. Toad walked on to the stage.
Toad: Wow! This place is amazing! I wonder why that creepy old man said this place had a death curse…
Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars…
Toad: OMG!
Yeah, I have that affect on people…
Toad: It's Jenifer Lopez!
An anime style fall could be heard.
Toad, his mother wears army boots…( thanks to Dekadeci)
Toad: You pervert! You're a sorry-ass bastard who looks under people's shirt just to get a picture of their cock, bitch!
…colorful words…
Toad's Mom: Yeah, and let me tell you! 'These boots were made for walkin, and one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you'!
…Toad, his mom is that girl who advertises papa John's pizza…
Toad: You screwed up, squirt shooting, queer-knocker! My mother does not work for Papa Johns!
Sure…she's to busy being the toppings…
Toad: YOU ASS-HOLE!
Toad, he sold Peaches soul to the devil without telling her…( thanks to R.S. Lee)
Peach: WHAT!
Toad: Um, err, princess! Uh, what are, um, you doing here?
Peach: You perverted ass-wipe! What did you sell it for!
Toad: Oh, err, something that will change the world and make it a better place!
…a bag of chips…
Peach then beat the living shit out of toad.
Toad: Owww…
Toad, he killed Bruce Lee…( Again, thanks to R.S. Lee)
Mario: (gasp!) OMG! He killed Bruce Lee!
Luigi: You Bastard!
Toad: What!
Just then everyone who could throw a good punch appeared.
A random person: You screwed up fag! You killed Bruce Lee! Get him!
Then they joined Peach in beating the living crap out of them…wait. Crap can live?
Know you know, Toad, the soul selling Bruce Lee killer who's mom wears army boots…
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Hope you liked it! Next up is…another mystery…but this time it will be easier. His initials are E. G. . Everyone who get's it right will be announced! After him it's Wario. Please R&R!