-1Wario
After another two weeks of hospitalization of voice injuries from horror movie characters, the know your stars studio opened……again…
Wario tried to enter the stage, but he was to fat so he broke the door, and his fat ass landed on the near by secretary. No big woop.
Wario: Okay! I'm here! Now where's the $1,000,000,000 you owe me!
Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars…
Wario: Where's my money, cock holster!
There is none…
Wario: YOU ASS HOLE! GIVE ME THE MONEY OR I'LL-
-Squish me?…
Wario: YOU ASS-LICKER!
Wario, he gives away money to charity…
Mario: Wow, that's about as wrong as saying U2 is a bunch of racists.
Wario: You shit-fill! I love money! I hate charity!
Really? Then I probably shouldn't have donated every cent you own to the poor…
Poor-funds operator: I just want to say, Mr. Wario, we have never raised so much money before, thank you.
Sensing Wario's reaction, he ran out of the room.
Wario: YOU COMPLETE SHIT-SICLE, GAY BANGING, BASTARD!
Ahhh, this is the joy of being an evil voice…Wario, He tripped into the grand canyon and got stuck. (thanks to LeonKennedyIsSOF---INGAWSOME)
Waluigi: Yeah, and the media got wind of it. For two years he was known as, THE FAT-ASS GARLIC-NOSE WHO CLOGGED THE COLORADO RIVER.
Wario: Hey! That was only one time!
Waluigi: …yeah, and he thought it was the shower, so he was bare-ass when the press took snapshots. Everyone I know still uses that clip as wallpaper on their screen.
Wario: You dumb-ass! Why are you mentioning this!
Waluigi: Because he's paying me to.
Wario: If it wasn't for the fact that my ass is longer than my legs and arms, I'd kill you!
Wario, he thinks Mona's a bitch… (thanks to Mona Lover)
Mona: WHAT!
Peach: Whoa, your in deep shit now Wario…but then again, that probably always happens when you try to take a crap.
Mona made her way towards the blob of matter known as Wario. After she was done tearing his tits off, she went for the unmentionables. Everything else is X-17.
Now you know, Wario, The canyon blocking charitable donor who thinks Mona's a bitch…
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Hope you liked it! Next up is…….9-Volt! Please R&R!