I'm sorry this was so late. My dad grounded me and I couldn't use the computer… L
Waluigi
Waluigi walked on to the stage.
Waluigi: Okay! I'm here for the doe!
…What doe?…
Waluigi: You ass hole! You said You would pay me to mention the grand canyon business!
Sorry, but I tend to lie now and then…
Mario: Don't you mean all the time?
…Err……Mario,…Err…He…said Atlanta sucks!…
Atlantiens: Your gonna die, fat man!
Mario: Hey, I'm not fat!
Waluigi: Yes you are.
Mario: Oh, Yeah…
Mario was then chased out of the building.
Waluigi…he steals Wario's underwear so he can wear them… ( thanks to Queen B of Randomness 016)
Everyone: ……Ewww…
Waluigi: Hey! That's not nice…
Neither are lawyers…
Waluigi: Oh, come on. They're not that bad…
Lawyer: I have come to sue you for everything with meaning to you.
Waluigi: Ahh! A Lawyer! It BURRRNNNSSS!
Lawyers head exploded for no reason.
Waluigi: Yeah!…Wait…No! My life insurance can't cover this!
Yoshi: Life insurance is for when YOU die.
Waluigi: Yeah, well…..I like eggplants!
Wario: I like Garlic!
9 Volt: I like children!
Peach: … That was not right…
Waluigi, batteries not included, buy now!…
Waluigi: Wha-
He dropped down, unmoving.
Diddy: Yay! I've always wanted some gay freak! How much is he?
The unbelievable price of your soul!…
Diddy: I'll take it!
He signed on the dotted line, died where he stood, while his soul went to the bad place.
Waluig: Hey, I'm alive!
Waluigi, I am your father…
Waluigi: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-
Now you know, Waluigi, the underwear stealing great deal who's daddy is me…and who won't shut the hell up…
Waluigi: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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Like I said before, I'm really sorry this came out so late. Up next is Petey! Please R&R!