-Squiggles.Candi: Okay, I usually don't comment on reviews, but I want everyone who reads this to know the answer to this question. Baby Bowser is Bowser as a kid, and Bowser Jr. is Bowsers youngest son (he has eight….that's insane). Many people make this mistake but I want to set it right, since it is my rightful duty to uphold the reputation of my favorite character………………………….Oh, and by the way, in Super Mario Sunshine, Petey is the big piranha-plant boss, he also appears in other games as well.
Petey Piranha
After Waluigi was dragged off the stage and sent to a mental hospital and then got a job as a note tuner to put his "no-ing" to use, Petey walked onto the stage.
Petey: Hey…this isn't the fertilizer store! Where are all the cows who magically make fertilizer in the secret and graceful art of fertilizer making? I wonder how they do it…
Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars…
Petey: Oh, I know all sorts of stars…Invincible star…and that's it. Where's my prize!
How about a lethal dose of Sarin Gas? (note: Sarin gas is a chemical weapon of mass destruction that was used on the Tokyo subway attack. It is also used by Jigsaw in the movie Saw 2.)
A yellowish gas seeped into the room.
Petey: Hehe, tickles………………….wait, did you just say lethal? OH MY GOSH!………What's lethal mean?
…Okay, I'll just skip to the humility, Petey Piranha, his mom was a tulip… ( Thanks to Sailormoon501)
Petey: Really? I always thought she was plant.
Toad: Hey, so did I! But then I found out she was something called a Fungi, which is supposed to be the stuff that's between my toes…and brain cavities…
…Who is sending in such dumb people!…
Bowser Jr. Nutt: (whistles innocently)
…I hate you…Petey Piranha, his head is a sex organ…
Mario: He told something else that's the truth! Flowers are actually the sex organs of plants.
Peach: How would you know that?
Mario: …uh…Who are we talking about? (gulp)
Petey: You were talking about Politics.
Mario: No we weren't!….Were we? Oh, well. Republicans rock!
Peach: No, Democrats!
DK: No, Bananas!
Enough! Petey Piranha, he's the main course for the Vegetarians convention!
Vegetarians: Oh boy! Food!
Petey: Oh boy! Vegetarians!
9-Volt: Oh boy! A living sex organ!
E. Gadd: Oh boy! People to be liberated!
He got out his spear gun and started shooting everyone in the head.
Oh Boy! Pain and suffering!…Now you know, Petey, the sex-headed, main course, son of a tulip…
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Sorry it took so long! Next up is Queen Shroob. Please R&R!