-1Queen Shroob
After the lawsuits were filed because of the E. Gadd incident, Queen Shroob entered the stage.
Queen Shroob: …………..World Domination!
E. Gadd: Hey…that was my Idea…..
Know your stars, know your- Hey! Your violating your restraining order by coming here!…
E. Gadd: Restrain this!
He tore his cloths off and ran off to conquer China with an army of rabid garden gnomes.
…okay…I'll try to forget that just happened……………IT'S NOT WORKING!…Princess Shroob, she has a sweet, thin, intelligent sister…
Queen Shroob: Are you sick in the head! She's a fat-ass child molester that can't even outsmart a star!
Other Queen Shroob: Your so mean! …but your right…I'm just big and worthless! Waaaa!
E. Gadd: Join me, and together we will rule the earth with a iron fist made of spear guns, garden gnomes, and some fat-ass slut with a handsome and sane scientist!
Luigi: Are you kidding? He's about as handsome and sane as U2 are racists, Iraq was a good idea, and Simpson is innocent!
Why the hell is this happening to me! All I wanted to do was give pain and suffering to all of mankind, is that so bad? Is that so wrong? Well I hate you all! You ruin my life!
Everyone: You have a life?
Peach: I would actually find that astonishing if wasn't the fact that I couldn't give a f-
E. Gadd: -uckleberry jam! I just love huckleberry jam! When I rule the world, Everyone shall eat huckleberry jam every second of every day!
…I'll just continue…Princess Shroob, she married a Xenomorph (Alien)…
Princess Shroob: Yeah, but I divorced because he could never go a day without killing something, and the last straw was when that little brat sued just because he killed her entire crew, even though she blew him out into space!
Everyone: …
E. Gadd: He sounds like a very accomplished person.
Whatever! Princess Shroob, she let the dogs out…
Security guard: What! I'll kill you bitch!
He and many other security guards started attacking her.
E. Gadd: Awww…I wanted to do that…
Now you know, Princess Shroob, the Alien wife who has a perfect sister and let the dogs out…
E. Gadd: Attack my gnomes, attack!
A bunch of rabid garden gnomes appeared and started killing everyone. The police didn't help since they didn't give a f-
E. Gadd: -uckleberry jam!
Stop saying that! I hate my life……and Lawyers…
Lawyer: I have come to sue you for all the pain you gave to the readers.
I did nothing to them!…
Lawyers: Even if you didn't, We're still going to sue your ass off.
NOOO!…
Mario: I just love happy endings.
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I hope this made up for the last one! Next up is King Boo. Please R&R!