King Boo
King Boo walked onto the stage.
King Boo: Where the hell am I?
Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars…
King Boo: You suck!
…I haven't said anything yet…
King Boo: I don't care, you suck!
…King Boo, he got drunk in Mario Sunshine… ( Thanks to SailorMoon501)
King Boo: What the hell! Have you been listening to those cops? Because I told them I only had a few six packs before driving!
…Huh?…
King Boo: I swear, when I find those cops I am going to beat them done so hard I'd be raping them, you know what I'm saying? Raping 'em! Get it?
…No…
King Boo: Well screw you! You and all of your fag friends, you hearin' me?
I wish I wasn't…King Boo, he suffers from a sex organ devouring flesh eating virus…
King Boo: I know, man! Do you know how hard it is, dawg? Seeing a foxy lady walk by and not being able to bang her? I swear, it is as messed up as my criminal record, man, and that's not the half of it! My father says I'm as interesting as my sex life, which isn't cool man! You hearin' me? NOT COOL!
…King Boo, he has a hobby of yelling BOMB! In an airport…
King Boo: I swear, man, that never gets old! Whenever I do it, People start running from me and then these guys with suits come in and starts kill'n everyone because they aren't paid enough, you know?
Mario: Wow! That does sound like fun! Almost as fun as yelling SHARK! On a beach.
King Boo: Yow, homie, that sounds of the shizang! You and me got to go down to the alley some time and exchange-
Mario: Panty hunting tips?
King Boo: …Yelling tips…
Mario: While panty hunting?
King Boo: …No…
Mario: While Watching some guy Panty hunting?
Know you know, King Boo…frankly more than I'm comfortable with…
Mario: Okay, okay, how about while going with a guy who's panty hunting?
King Boo: NO!
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Hoped you liked it! I don't know completely who's going to be next, so send me some ideas and I might just use it! Please R&R!