(A/N WOW GUYS! I feel so special, I have gotten so many reviews, and I just posted up the story yesterday! I want to say thanks to every one, I have only really gotten one um…questionable review.

HOW IS THIS CHATSPEAK? PLENTY OF OTHER PEOPLE HAVE STORIES WRITTEN THIS WAY!

Straightens Tie

Any ways…THANKS! Enjoy this next chapter.)

Girly.X.Girl: Standing in the audience Welcome back! I hope you now have those catchy commercial tunes stuck in your head, like I do. Sings The snack that smiles back, goldfish! Any ways, right now, in case you missed the first 15 minutes of the show, I am getting lucky audience members to ask Harry a few questions. First we have…hold on a minute…Opens a piece of paper HadesSiren. Hands microphone to HadesSiren

HadesSiren: Ok, is there some thing going on between Hermione and Ron? I think they'd be really cute together!

Harry Potter: Still on stage in his fluffy blue chair, leaning back in his seat Hmmp. How should I know? Ask them why don't you.

Girly.X.Girl: Don't mind him HadesSiren…he is a grumpy old fart.

Harry Potter: I AM 15!

Girly.X.Girl: See this face? Does it LOOK like I care? It better not, because I don't. Chuckles Thanks HadesSiren! Now, moving along… Walks over to another audience member Now, we have another audience member, RedRouge. Hands microphone to RedRouge

RedRouge: Yes, Hi Harry Potter!

Harry Potter: Hi.

RedRouge: Do you think, perhaps, you and Draco Malfoy might be friends some day?

Harry Potter: If I WANTED to be friends with him, I would have been his friend since our first year, when he offered. Gosh, you people need to pay more attention.

RedRouge: Pulls out wand

Girly.X.Girl: OKAY! Moving on! Lets go see Emerika, and see what she has to ask.

Emerika: Grabs microphone out of Girly.X.Girls hands Yeah, I have a few questions. My first one is: What's your favourite past time?

Harry Potter: What do you think?

Emerika: I don't know…that's why I asked!

Harry Potter: Well, I guess Quidditch…setting Voldemort's

Crowd gasps

Harry Potter: Grow up you BABIES! Pants on fire, setting Snapes

Crowd gasps

Harry Potter: SHUT UP! Face on fire, and pretty much doing any thing but this.

Crowd gasps

Emerika: Coolio. My second question is: Why are you so cranky?

Harry Potter: I don't really like all this publicity stuff.

Girly.X.Girl: Why not? Its only us Witches and Wizards here! Except me, but I am the host, so it doesn't really matter.

Harry Potter: Emerika, do you have any more questions?

Emerika: You BET I do! Ok, my last question is: Do you think the Jessica's of the world are attractive and sexy?

Harry Potter: Um…is that a trick question?

Emerika: Yes. Now answer it!

Harry Potter: No, I do not.

Girly.X.Girl: Throws a pie at Harry's face Thank you, Emerika, for that wonderful Spanish Inquisition! Now, can I have the microphone please?

Emerika: NO!

Girly.X.Girl: Pulls microphone out of Emerika's hands Ok. I will now be handing the microphone over to Ghostwriter626. What do you have to say Ghostwriter626? Gives Ghostwriter626 the microphone

Ghostwriter626: Harry, do you wear boxers or briefs?

Harry Potter: That's really none of your business.

Girly.X.Girl: Want me to throw another pie?

Harry Potter: I like both.

Girly.X.Girl: Good job! Thanks Ghostwriter626!

Ghostwriter626: No problemo!

Girly.X.Girl: Now, we have one more audience member to ask Harry a question. (A/N This person didn't review, but she is my friend, so I am going to make fun of her.)

LivesforLifeLivesForLoveLivesForLaughter, COME ON DOWN!

LivesforLifeLivesForLoveLivesForLaughter: Grabs microphone HARRY POTTER! I LOVE YOU! I AM YOUR BIGGEST FAN! Runs into a wall Ouch.

Girly.X.Girl: What's your question LFLLFLLFL?

LivesforLifeLivesForLoveLivesForLaughter: HARRY! HARRY POTTER? WILL YOU MARRY ME?

Harry Potter: Um…no…security!

LivesforLifeLivesForLoveLivesForLaughter: Being hauled away by security HARRRYYY!

Girly.X.Girl: What an eventful show we are having today! Sits down on her pink fluffy chair Well, Harry, thank you very much for your time!

Harry Potter: What do you mean? You BLACKMAILED me into coming on the show!

Girly.X.Girl: Of course I did. I would like to say thank you to all the audience members, for your lovely questions! Especially Emerika, because I got to throw a pie at Harry!

Harry Potter: Grumbling Stupid Emerika

Girly.X.Girl: Harry! You can't talk like that! You are now forced to kiss Snape. Good day to you.

Harry Potter: Falls through a trap door screaming

Girly.X.Girl: We'll be back after these messages! And some one else will be sitting where Harry was!

(A/N Ok, I had fun writing this chapter HAHA! I am sorry if I used you in the story, and you didn't like the way you came across…just tell me in your review! I hope you guys liked it, but if you were really disappointed with it, tell me! I don't mind! I can take the truth! I will only cry for two days!

Thanks guys, I will try to put the next chapter up really soon!)