Failed Attempt #04
Voldemort returned once again. This time he came in disguise.
Voldemort entered the Great Hall and asked in a soft voice, "I'm looking for Harry Potter?"
Voldemort was dressed as a hooker. He wore a bright red dress that stopped about the middle of his thigh and a pair of hideous black leather spiked heel boots. Voldemort was also wearing extremely heavy make-up.
Harry, without saying a word to Voldemort, turned to the teachers table and asked them, "Are you seriously believing this?"
"Well, Harry, she does look like a hooker." Said Dumbledore
"Are you all blind? Would a Hooker have something like that?" Harry said as he pointed to the slight bulge where Voldemort's genitals were.
"Transvestite?" said Dumbledore
"You would be surprised, Potter." Said Filch, who appeared out of nowhere
The supposed hooker finally spoke 'her' mind.
"I'm not this person you think I am."
"And who exactly do you think we think you are?"
"Well…The great, powerful, handsome, tall, distinguished Great Dark Lord Voldemort," she replied.
Harry dropped his head and pointed at the doors. "Just get out."
Voldemort turned to leave Hogwarts, but was halted in his efforts by Filch, who had grabbed Voldemort's arm.
Voldemort turned and shuddered when his eyes met the look of lust in Filches eyes.
"You know if Potter doesn't want you, I will be glad to take you."
Voldemort the hooker looked ill and could be heard mumbling about Filch being the first to go as he rushed out of the Great Hall.
Harry was beginning to wonder why he every feared Voldemort.